Yogurt Ropes

That string that hangs off her face after you bust on it.

Person 1: Was Tammy hanging out with spiderman last night her something?
Person 2: No that was me, I gave her yogurt ropes.

by Dream Creamer February 5, 2017

Yogurt Party

A group of women come together and eat yogurt which has been laced with ecstasy. After they consume the yogurt, they engage in lesbianism which is then followed up by a group bowel movement onto symbols of patriarchy. It is said that this act promotes sorority, fellowship, and orgasms.

Sara: "Hey! Are you coming to my Yogurt Party tomorrow night?"

Aurora:"Yes I am! I have my case of Depends and a mixed CD of the Indigo Girls! Can't wait!"

by omglolwtflesbians January 25, 2011

Frozen Yogurt

A term used at work that informs your co-workers that you are going to engage in sexual activity.

Hey bro, can you cover for me? I'm going out for some frozen yogurt.

by Vishus January 7, 2010

chewy yogurt

Eating out a chick with a yeast infection.

John: How was your night with Sharon?

Ted: Alright, but she had a yeast infection.

John: Ew! What'd you do?

Ted: Gave that bitch a chewy yogurt!

by squampton November 7, 2007

Special Yogurt

The yogurt that only a man can make. Thats makes other men or even other woman. Smaller ones.

Dude, you kill wasted all that special yogurt

by TylerLikesSpecialYogurt October 25, 2009

La Yogurt

A cheap, supersweet, but reasonably priced yogurt with a ridiculous name.

La Jogurt, 59 cein a coop! (La Yogurt, 59 cents a cup)

by Froman B May 16, 2011

yogurt slinging

When you're masturbating and you cum so hard that it splatters everywhere.

Dude 1: Dude, I walked into my friend's room, it's a mess, there is... white stuff everywhere!

Dude 2: He's probably been yogurt slinging again!

by The Retarded Vacuum January 15, 2014