Yapping Disorder

The painful uncontrolable urge to Yap

John: Angela how has your day been?

Angela: i woke up and blabalalala there was a shirt on the floor and blalalala my sister said i eat to much for breakfast blalalala.....

John: You are making my ears bleed, i think you are suffering from chronic Yapping Disorder

by negward January 17, 2024

YAP

Youth Attracted Person

Someone who is attracted to young people.

Minors or legal adults.

My friend is a YAP

by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh April 1, 2024

Yap

Yape is in secret word for vape

Me: Hey Josie, can I hit the yape?
Josie: no, your stole my yape.

by Miceandrats January 11, 2025

yap crisis

when you are babbling on about some philosophical mid life crisis type shit because you're struggling and try to find a deeper understanding of it in order to cope with your problems when in reality you're just waffling on some dogshit that nobody else can understand.

person 1: life is all luck, everything is all just pointless, you could die any day you really gonna just wait for dreams to come true?
person 2: oh BROOOOOOOOOTHER what the fuck are you ON ABOUT
person 3: did i walk into a fight orr??
person 2: no this toddler is just having another philosophical yap crisis about some bullshit

by cum muncher 23000 December 3, 2023

stop yapping

a term used when someone talks way too much

"so like i went to the store and like a drove a car to Milwaukee and like omg i saw a penguin-"
"bro stop yapping"

by im gonna blow October 18, 2024

yapping

when someone keeps talking about some nonsense that make no sense for a looooong time

jake :yall know micheal jackson isnt dead right like i seen him in my backyard smoking with snoop dog no cap bro shits crazy asf
Tyrone: nigga what are you yapping about bruh

by Tyronedidit911 November 21, 2023

yap

yah and yep put together.

‘so ur sure u didn’t eat the last pringle?’

“yap, i only eat ass, not pringles”

by bricklayerbobismyuncle April 13, 2023