A Prison Officer who subscribes to a hedonistic lifestyle. The Warder is particularly found in Northern Ireland. The warder is seen as a folk hero and possesses a status much akin to a demi-god. Much maligned in the sunday press, the warder is misunderstood. Although the warder can usually be found dodging work with a half completed crossword in certain circumstances he can act professionally for several minutes at at a time.
"The Warder loves an unattended female," "The warder loves a shebeen." "The warder loves a half day"
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Wonder Junkie originates from a passage in Carl Sagan's novel Contact, which describes the central character's awe and wonder at the mysteries of the universe:
"She was a wonder junkie. In her mind, she was a hill tribesman standing slack-jawed before the real Ishtar Gate of ancient Babylon; Dorothy catching her first glimpse of the vaulted spires of the Emerald City of Oz...she was Pocohontas sailing up the Thames estuary with London spread out before her from horizon to horizon."
Carl Sagan, Contact
"She was a wonder junkie. In her mind, she was a hill tribesman standing slack-jawed before the real Ishtar Gate of ancient Babylon; Dorothy catching her first glimpse of the vaulted spires of the Emerald City of Oz...she was Pocohontas sailing up the Thames estuary with London spread out before her from horizon to horizon."
Carl Sagan, Contact
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Wonder Woman: (to an unimpressed John Stewart) We Amazons are warriors! Want to try me? (prepares to fight)
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a) A pedophile/child pornographer
b) A permanent assylum resident
c) A drug addict
or
d)George Bush's personal assistant.
.. in other words its a work of genius .. just not for people under 15.
a) A pedophile/child pornographer
b) A permanent assylum resident
c) A drug addict
or
d)George Bush's personal assistant.
.. in other words its a work of genius .. just not for people under 15.
Beth: Wonder showzen is cool.
Anne: Yeah me and my daughter used to watch it all the time.
Beth: O you have a daughter? Where is she?
Anne:Dead. She hung herself from the crib.She was only 2 months.
Beth: Omg! Thats so horrible! What happened?
Anne: We planned it. So we could send the video to Wonder Showzen.
Beth: Ohhhh hahaha!I loved that clip! *high five*
Anne: Yeah me and my daughter used to watch it all the time.
Beth: O you have a daughter? Where is she?
Anne:Dead. She hung herself from the crib.She was only 2 months.
Beth: Omg! Thats so horrible! What happened?
Anne: We planned it. So we could send the video to Wonder Showzen.
Beth: Ohhhh hahaha!I loved that clip! *high five*
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guy 1: did you sleep with her
guy 2: yup, we had wonder sex
guy 1: what do you mean by that?
guy 2: I wonder how many guys she's been with; she was awesome; almost to the point where I thought I had to ask how much!?!
guy 2: wonder sex, I gotta get me some of that
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guy 2: yup, we had wonder sex
guy 1: what do you mean by that?
guy 2: I wonder how many guys she's been with; she was awesome; almost to the point where I thought I had to ask how much!?!
guy 2: wonder sex, I gotta get me some of that
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