by Woofster69420 July 27, 2021
"Woof" is another word for someone who shouts or barks at them. Typically used when parents have a woof with their disobedient teenagers. Parents a barking mad.
by Jay John July 14, 2023
Something that should have generated a feeling of sadness and deep empathy but turned out to be just funny (e.g. Sandra Bullock barking in Gravity).
She told me her aunt died because she accidentally mixed bleach in her juice... that was a big woof for me.
That was a pretty woofed story. It was hard to hold my laugh...
That was a pretty woofed story. It was hard to hold my laugh...
by anthropolojizzt June 16, 2021
Slang: something you say to express dismay, failure, unattractiveness, surprise or sympathy.
Generally means the same thing as the much later-occurring slang "oof".
Generally means the same thing as the much later-occurring slang "oof".
A: I just failed my math exam
B: Woof
X: This burger doesn't look anywhere near as good as the ad
Y: Woof! That's an abomination if I've ever seen one.
B: Woof
X: This burger doesn't look anywhere near as good as the ad
Y: Woof! That's an abomination if I've ever seen one.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 28, 2021
Like a dog, but more fierce and higher up in the pet social hierarchy. A word pronounced like wolf, but is used whenever your pets (most likely dogs) talk in their special voice.
by ANIMAL_LOVER \_-o-_/ January 14, 2022
by s0phi4_177 January 17, 2022