Woof

So, I don't know if anyone else does this, but when my band director talks too much, he finishes off by saying, "woof." It's like, "Phew!" but...woof.

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah............ and now we're going to play this warm up....... blah blah blah..... woof!

by that band/drama/nerd/crazy kid November 8, 2020

Woof

A sound a dog makes

woof woof, bow wow, pant says the dog

by catsrulesomuch May 3, 2019

Woof

the noise of a dog

woof! woof! arf!

by catsrulesomuch June 17, 2019

Doggy woof woof time

When the lady turns into ishowspeed and starts barking on your penis.

Last night my girlfriend did doggy woof woof time during sex

by Dorrislllsjdudidjf November 27, 2022

WOOF-WOOF CHIPPER

Noun. Refers to a modification of the traditional forestry mulching machine known as a "woodchipper," wherein there are hurricane fans that swiftly guide annoying dogs, especially ankle-biters, into a robust woodchipper, ending those annoying barks and, best of all, you get a lot of taco meat as a result!

John: Bruh, tacos sound good for dinner.
Tyler: We're out of beef. If you're truly dead-set on tacos, we can always throw the dog in the woof-woof chipper. We'd have plenty of taco meat!
John: Fuck yeah bro; excellent idea! Come on O' Yeller, time to meet the woof-woof chipper!

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper April 24, 2025

woof woof pengting

good looking female person.

she's a woof woof pengting would bang.

by Famaqlam7989www November 19, 2019

Woof

Used to remark on something that sounds dirty. Similar to 'that's what she said' only not childish and outdated. Usually used with double entendres.

“Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.” Woof.
― L. Frank Baum

by svak.fk;vsb August 15, 2016