Tree Wizard

A fake spiritualist man who regurgitates ancient information in order to sound like a prophet. Uses spirituality as manipulation techniques to gain followers or sexual interest.

That guy was a total tree wizard, he offered me reiki and told me we were soulmates who needed to fuk to awaken me.

by Seadragon00 January 11, 2021

Twister wizard

When the female sucks the dick while twisting her hands up and down the cock handle.

Wow.. Babe, I didn't know you knew how to give that twister wizard.

by Poopiedoos696969 September 3, 2021

level 30 wizard

a person who by the age of 30 has not yet had sex.

this tuesday i'll transform into a level 30 wizard

by LillFluffMuffin January 10, 2017

Harry Potter and the fucking wizard

The sequel to Mario Bro’s the first ever video game

Did you know that the second Mario brothers wasn’t even actually Mario 2? Yeah! It was actually a Japanese game called “Harry Potter and the fucking wizard”

by ECFDemon64 February 9, 2022

Wizards Sleeve

When a ladies lower region has been hammered that much it has expanded and seems to have no end

"her snatch is like a wizards sleeze"

by Chuck Hernandez January 26, 2004

Wizard Status Incel

When a man has reached the age of 50 and does not know what a breast feels like, he is granted occult powers from Satan, which include (but are not limited to): power over the weather, mind reading, levitation, the gift of foreknowledge etc...

Chad: "Jim just turned 50 and is still an incel".
Stacy "He's now a Wizard Status Incel..I hope he uses his powers for good instead of evil".

by WizardInBlack November 21, 2021

Bacon Wizard

A sexy wizard of bacon , forged from souls of bacon and who hath fully mastered the powers of bacon, a Bacon Wizard's enemy is the vegan alliance

"On this thine day the bacon wizard of old banished the vegans to the depths of hillshire farms." ~The Bacon Wizard

by The Bacon Wizard February 15, 2014