Wind Man

A "wind man" is the opposite of a wing man. The wind man is usually socially inept, especially when it comes to meeting women. He gets nervous, talks too much, laughs like a hyena and generally ruins it for any guy stupid enough to be hanging out with him.

Hey Carl! Come with! Me and Ralphie and Eugene are going down to Chugalug to scam some biyatches!

Carl: Pass. Eugene is the biggest wind man in town.

Last time I went out with him, he asked this hot

white chick and her hot black friend if they were

twins! That asshole gets more nervous than a

Japanese beaver on crack!

by SimpleSpyman September 19, 2009

wind x wipe

when you squirt windex up your butt because your too lazy to wipe

jamal is a dirty little roach, he did that wind x wipe

by fiyateeth March 13, 2009

wind tasting

An Australian fad whereby people travel to various high points in a city to taste various vintages of wind. Winds range from tangy to sweet, with various flavour profiles in between.

We went wind tasting up the mountain today

by windwakerwestie October 5, 2013

Wind sucker

Wind Sucker large vaginal opening. Whole so big it sucks in air fills vigina.

Did you see that strippers Wind Sucker. She blow the dollar out of my hand.

by SillyBlonde1 August 9, 2016

Wind over loaf

When you have a hard stubborn poo inside you that wont come out but you are still farting.

"Wind over loaf farts are the stinkiest."

by jimmycakes July 18, 2016

wind fleek

When your hair is in your face because of wind but you're still sexy af.

Mandy: Ugh! My hair is in my face.
Kristy: You've got that wind fleek asf !

Mandy: ...

by Misha'sBoner May 21, 2016

wind banger

(n.) A slang term for a wind turbine; (n.) a slang term for a person who believes in green energy.

Citizens in Cape Cod banned wind bangers off the coast.

Julie: He threw red paint on my Ford Expedition.
Mary: What a wind banger.

by myspecialmagic November 12, 2016