hockey guys

Often extremely hot, but always extremely horny.

If you walk past those hockey guys, I'm sure you'll see more than their hockey stick coming up through their pants.

by alyssaaaaa June 22, 2006

hockey hands

A horrible smell that emits from your hands after playing hockey. Even washing your hands will not kill the odor.

Jeremy returned from hockey and touched me with his hockey hands, gross!

by gretzky of stink September 3, 2009

Hockey boys

The hottest type of athletes

Omg hockey boys are so hot

by Lizzzz94 August 19, 2018

hockey punch

v. When someone pulls the back of another person's shirt over their head & punches the person in the gut.

"See, that's another new thing. If you use a contraction before a preposition, you get hockey punched."

by Rockosocko September 10, 2013

couch hockey

Teenage kissing, petting or intercourse on his/her parents couch.

Brad and Angelina were caught playing couch hockey.

by RKeller1 April 28, 2006

Hockey Players

EXTREMELY good looking, most go to a preppy high school, wear lulu lemon, have sexy hair, and pull bitches. Attract a certain type of girl, but all the ladies love em and the guys wanna be em. Hockey players are hands down the sexiest people alive.

Cam: Yeah I know, but she gets with all the hockey players.
Ella: How could she not, if I could I would too!

by Ellie Ringston March 5, 2018

Hippo hockey

A very popular North American sport introduced in the late 20th century which is played very often by average-weight Wal-Mart shoppers.Upon entering an aisle,which is crowded by anywhere from ten to fifteen 300-pound human hippos,the average-size shopper uses their cart to knock the huge asses out of their way.

"If you have to shop at Wal-Mart,be prepared to play hippo hockey,especially on a Saturday or during the holiday shopping season."

by GhettoHillbilly October 25, 2012