Benson

A very quiet person on the outside but once you get to know them they can be the nicest and most sweet person you will ever meet. Usually goes for redheads or brunettes

Benson come have sex with me I’m lonely

by Copper June 9, 2019

National Benson Day

National Benson Day is on February 24th. People celebrate by celebrating the benson called Benson.

Forest: 'I'm going to celebrate National Benson day on Friday!"
Emily: "How are you going to celebrate?"
Forest: "Idk, Baskin Robbin cakes are pricy so maybe I'll turn in my work on time Imao"

by MICHLLO February 24, 2023

Bensoned

To lose your job, still live with parents as an adult, and/or be car less. Almost like being up crap's creek without a paddle.

(Guy walks into house to yell at wife: 'Honey, goddamnit!, I got bensoned today and now we have to go live with my parents. Oh we must also lose the car since we can't afford it any longer.'
Wife responds: 'Goddamnit we got bensoned today!')

by mastermind100 August 20, 2013

Hot Benson

The sexual act of when the male pours boiling coffee on his dick, then thumping a rather spacious anus.

Dude, I did a Hot Benson to my girl last night, it was awesome.

by BoobSucker125 February 29, 2024

william benson

Gawky Guy, kinda awkward
Usually late

Sorry I slept in
I totally William Bensoned it

by Bobba Fettish December 2, 2017

Benson

The act of taking a shit then putting a nickel in it then eating the shit with the nickel in it then throwing it up and seeing if the nickel is still in it. If not then repeat the process.

Loser of the game has to do a benson

by Pj Sciandra September 16, 2021

Hey Benson

Hey Benson is a tagline from the popular show Regular Show.

The sentence "Hey Benson" comes from a DANK moment in the series POGGG! PAWG! xD, LMAO!! ROFL!

User 1: BROOOOOO!
User 2: Sigma on the wall
User 3: Hey Benson *BRUH*

by TheDanishSlangFreak August 25, 2025