Trauma butler

Expression used in South Africa to describe those friends who always give you the bad news

Piers: Hi Margot, what's wrong? You're looking old today...

Later, Margot to friend Emily

Gosh, Piers is such a trauma butler!

by NicoB February 28, 2011

butler zoned

When a person's relationship with someone they are attracted to resembles that of a butler and their employer.

John: Are Tom and Jane going out?
Mike: No, he just does her homework for her. He's totally butler zoned.

by roosterkauf October 3, 2012

butlers beating

When the penis causes so much pain to the vagina it's described as a butlers beating

I can't sit down today, Adam was over last nite and gave me a butlers beating

by Fretking26 June 19, 2017

hash butler

When a fellow smoke gal or your mr bill danteville chong mate is rolling and absolute hashy bazonger mctasty but halfway through the procedure said male or otherwise female companion has to go and check on the curry in the oven. As they run out of the room (cheekily) they call back, "oi hammy, can you just stick rest o tha hash in't joint please pal, the curry is getting hot". Then you just have to fill that ainsly harriot up no questions asked.

dominatrix tallulah - "oh hamdizzle, i forgot i left my dog out in this blistering storm. I hope it hasn't been blown away. Ill just be two mins. Can you just wack the rest of my hash in that jonwayne"
Hamboy - "maan, why am i such a hash butler butt fumbler. Damn im hungry tho"

by I am hamboy December 9, 2018

Dirty butler

When your co worker likes to fuck all of the other employees and ruin there lives with her fat booty and dick sucking abilities

The big booty Dirty Butler ruined my buddy's life

by SPLATTER01 September 17, 2019

Aleena Butler

Aleena Butler is a girl that never fails to make you smile. She is outstandingly beautiful and one of a kind. She likes video games and good TV shows. She is extremely caring and will always be their for you. She has the most pretty green eyes. Shes short and has a nice body

Aleena Butler is amazing and beautiful

by RANDOMNGUY_456 January 24, 2018

Victoria Butler

She is a f*cking b*tch if you know a Victoria Butler you know for a fact she is an absolute skank wanker.

Victoria Butler tried to get me to overdose on McDonalds Chicken Nuggets

by QueefLove27 September 8, 2020