Friendly Wiener Slap To The Face

Like a love tap, but with your penis, and to the face.

I love getting a friendly wiener slap to the face. They make my day.

by TMaq February 6, 2010

Double Wiener Cousins

When two men have had intimate relations with the same two women, those two men become double wiener cousins. Double wiener cousins is a highly sought-after and unbreakable bond. This bond is manifested by the interlocking of the pointer and middle finger of each of said double wiener cousins. Tighter bonds are those of the elusive triple wiener cousin, and the never before seen quadruple wiener cousin.

Jacob: Dude it's cool if I hook up with Ella right? I mean she used to be your girlfriend and all.
David: Yeah bro, then we'll be double wiener cousins, because we've both also hooked up with Izamar!
Jacob: double wiener cousins?? We'll pretty much be related!

by DavidAGL October 19, 2010

Cruise Ship Wiener

The act of being a pervert also refereed to as pedophile, most commonly represented by the word Douche.

Do you know Travis? Ya that kids such a Cruise Ship Wiener dude

by Double tee July 20, 2010

let your wiener do the walking

To let your sexual-attraction to an individual hinder your judgement of them.

"You let your wiener do the walking, and now I'm dead!"
-Rick Sanchez

by CuteBoy56 January 22, 2017

leaky wiener syndrome

No matter how long you shake your wiener after taking a pee you still end up with a few drops on your boxers.

I just took a pee and shook my wiener for like 5 minutes and I still got a little on my boxers. I definatly have leaky wiener syndrome

by stevendorf May 1, 2008

Anita Wiener

A girl who loves hot dogs, sausages, bratwurst, and other types of meats.

Allana Childs was talking to Anita Wiener and Anita said "Happiness is often found in a hot sausage or 'dog' served in a long, soft roll and typically topped with various condiments."

by Allana Childs October 18, 2008

wieneroid

An object that is protruding out of the penis. Is usually very painful. Pain feels similar to the pain felt when post-ejaculatory fluid build up
is flushed out during urination.

When my son was young, out of curiosity, he experienced a wieneroid.

by JReecho December 11, 2006