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weed

an essential substance in most people's lives.
marijuana aroma oil would give us the best relaxation if it existed.
by nymph-O August 4, 2004
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weed

an object of natural origins, beneficial to mankind, made illegal to stifle competition with artificial, man-made objects, structures, and systems, of which legalization would cause politicians to lose financial support from vested interests, while at the same time free a country from slavery in the form of systems cloaked in the legitimacy of law.
1. Marijuana is a weed.
2. Vioxx is not a weed.
3. That statin drug, Lipitor is an anti-weed.
4. Thank goodness natural butter is not a weed.
5. Saturated fats like tallow and coconut are quasi-weeds: not illegal, but using it may cause you to be the subject of lawsuits by groups who honestly or dishonestly believe they are harmful.
6. as opposed to anti-weed: an object of artificial origin, harmful to mankind, made more harmful by legal structures and systems that stifle or outlaw the use of alternative objects that are beneficial. It is an object that sustains the livelihood of politicians, lobbyists, and particularly powerful big businesses, while at the same time enslaves a country to the dictates of interests shrouded in the legitimacy of law.
by yerrago February 19, 2005
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weed

Weed is another word for Marijuana.

Marijuana is a beautiful plant that can, and should be smoked.

All of the people bad mouthing it here, please go and try it then let us know what you think of it.
Dan - "Yo Ed! Pass me the weed so I can roll a joint!"
Ed - "No man, I'm too stoned! Get it yourself."
by Ed Gonson September 20, 2006
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weed

see marijuana
1) Sweet sweet Cheeba.
2) The best plant on God's green Earth.
3)The drug all other drugs want to be.
4) The inspiration for such great entertainment as Half Baked, The Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Cypress Hill's music, Rastafarianism, Cheech and Chong, and the Gettysburgh Address.
by Joe Friday July 20, 2005
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a weed

Not to be confused with weed . A weed is a cigarette. Not used very often anymore. But the "a" at the beginning makes all the difference.
by Kadla August 10, 2006
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weed

The best mind-altering substance ever. Freewheelin' Franklin said it best:
Weed: "Dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you throught times of no dope."
-Freewheelin' Franklin of the Fabulous Furry Freek Brothers Underground Comics.
by Navy Dave June 24, 2008
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in the weeds

when someone or something, usually in the food or beverage industry, becomes overwhelmed and falls behind.
"Hey Chef, can you plate up those two fish for me?? Im in the weeds..."

"Oh snap! your in the weeds bad! what can i do to help??"

"When the oven broke it put is in the weeds real bad, and threw the whole night off."
by l'americain January 28, 2007
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