wedgie

n. 1. An upwards pulling of the underwear from the back, given by a bully. The victim might then be hung by the underwear from a fence or a hooking device of some sort.

n. 2. An unintentional sticking of the undergarments between buttocks. Can be the result of sitting on a bike for too long, wearing a thong, or, in the case of girls, those fricking uncomfortable pads.
1. Dude, I'm so fly; I gave Paul Martin a wedgie.

2. S.O.S. My thong has given me a wedgie. I shall now proceed to descend the stairs while subconsciously picking at it.
by Leesh April 29, 2005
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The act of where your underwear is pulled between your ass, causing pain!
He grabbed my thong and dragged me around the floor by it, causing a painful wedgie!
by sexi bex December 15, 2005
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when someone pulls up on on your underwear causin it to go up ur butt
On my first day of highschool all the freshmen boys got hanging wedgies in the locker room. i didnt because i had upperclassmen friends. thank god.
by Wyatt Mathews^^ September 27, 2008
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When you or someone grabs your or someone else's underwear and pulls up sharply. Usually done by boxer kids on brief wearers like me.
Briefs are comfortable except when in a wedgie!
by Briefboy June 28, 2008
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formerly known in Canada as a Gotch pull.
Generally painful and humiliating, considered an excuse to hand out a serious shit kicking at recess or after school;
As bad as noogies.
Whoo whee!! I Just gave a wedgie to Stupid Stacy McDonald!!!
Dumbass Fuck!...
by J. Michael Reiter November 07, 2004
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this one time i was walking down a pathway behind the school (a shortcut home) and a bunch of upperclassmen jumped from behind trees and attacked me. They punched me all over until I blacked out. I woke up in a huge wedgie. I was in a tree, no clothes on but my briefs. I was suspended over water, the swimming hole me and my friends go to. there was also a branch sticking out about ten or so feet down. if i fell, my balls would be done, never to have kids. i started to yell for help, but no one came or said anything. after a while it was getting dark. my parents were gone for the weekend, so it would not be bad at home, but i did not want to hang there all night. i waited. then, i heard a slight crack noise, and the branch i was hung from broke. I screamed, and before i knew it my balls were on fire, burning with pain. The branch i hit broke, and i fell in the water. i scrambled out and limped home. when i examined my balls they were cherry red, as well as my dick, and my whole crotch area was bruising. i never found out who did it, but whoever did was there the whole time, video taping me. i found it at school, when people had copys of it.
by wedgie mutilation February 24, 2009
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like on nickoladens all that jack dena
get a wedgie
by isreallongoria October 21, 2003
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