Mexican Wrist Watch

The act of wrapping your dick around your wrist and then asking an unsuspecting friend if they want to buy a watch.

Jared: Hey man you wanna buy a mexican wrist watch? Travis: (Turns around unsuspectingly) Damn man it's your dick!

by Fiveash March 1, 2010

fair-weather friend

A friend who is only a friend when circumstances are pleasant or profitable. At the first sign of trouble, these capricious, disloyal friends will drop their relationship with you.

I had thought Ted would stand by me when I was accused of theft, but it turned out he was only a fair-weather friend.

by Stephanie M. October 25, 2003

watching scary movies

to have loud sex

Last night Derek and Caitlin were watching scary movies.

by chocolate603 October 17, 2010

Foul-weather friend

A friend who is there for you when your down, but is no where to be seen when your happy.

He is a foul-weather friend, he is always there for me but I never see him when I’m happy.

by Jennifer the yowie hunter August 6, 2018

The Dead Weather

A blues/rock group consisting of Allison Mosshart, Jack White, Jack Lawrence, and Dean Fertita. One of very few bands still worth listening to. An unequivocal personification of Rock and Roll as well as indescribable bad ass-ness.

Hipster: "How do you like the new Arcade Fire album?"

Rocker: "I don't know... I can't stop listening to Sea of Cowards by the Dead Weather, you ignorant slut".

by Matt Brugge November 14, 2010

Watch Yourself

Watch yourself means to be careful about what actions you complete or what you say to prevent getting hurt or in a fight.

You better watch yourselfor you will get hurt.

by nmoore_5021 January 24, 2017

spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch

An easy way to remember "The Sign of the Cross" in Christianity, more specifically, Catholicism.

John couldn't remember which order to sign his cross, and Tim said, "Heck man, that's easy. Go like this, spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch." He then demonstrated.

by XsTaTiKaL September 15, 2013