grade weasel

Students who beg for higher grades without putting work or effort forth, or serious justification for raising it.

A student who earns a 68% in class and begs for a C- so they can graduate is a grade weasel.

by Nick-O-SD June 13, 2008

whacking the weasel

masterbating

Jimmy won't stop whacking his weasel..kid was in the bathroom 4 hours yesterday.

by JaYceE October 5, 2003

bitch weasel

1) One of those sneaky, tacky, trampy chicks in a bar that get guys to buy them drinks and then ignore the guy for the rest of the night.
2) A chick who uses guys for material gain

1) That poor guy over there get rolled by a nasty bitch monkey in fake Prada- he bought her whole group a round and then they left!
2) My friend's sister is dating a super rich old guy who buys her stuff all the time- she's such a bitch weasel.

by Genna May 4, 2004

Pen Weasel

A pen weasel is the asshole in your office that somehow accumlates everyones good writing pens. This person neve every buys a pen they always steal them.

Hey where the fuck did my pen go? My mom bought me a really good one for Christmas. Hey man just check the pen weasel I bet that asshat has it.

by pantyteamaster September 30, 2010

Squeeze The Weasel

Action Phrase: Masturbation, squeezing of the male genetalia.

Sometimes i get so hot i just gotta squeeze the weasel.

See Also: Squeeze the Cheetos

by thankyouimjane February 22, 2007

Weasel Dick

A guy you have a low opinion of and don't want near you. A general pain in the ass and there is no other word to discribe him.

Why doesn't this weasel dick get a life and leave me alone?

by yzbill55 April 25, 2009

the pull of the weasel

The temptation to do something unethical.

I found a wallet with $100 dollars in it, but resisted the pull of the weasel and returned it intact.

by John Meuser December 12, 2008