An ugly, foul smelling narcissist who prays on good natured individuals. These types are often bi-as-fuck and will fuck and suck anything and anyone to make themselves feel better about their sad existence.
They have no real friends because everything they do or say is usually a lie.
Wank Weasels usually die alone.
Often termed as a Sweaty Nonce by some.
They have no real friends because everything they do or say is usually a lie.
Wank Weasels usually die alone.
Often termed as a Sweaty Nonce by some.
Person 1: Wank Weasel just employed another young girl.
Person 2: Damn! Another one?! He’s just a Wank Weasel.
Person 2: Damn! Another one?! He’s just a Wank Weasel.
by TheMexicanMashbanana December 17, 2022
Get the wank weaselmug. by JaYceE October 5, 2003
Get the whacking the weaselmug. 1) One of those sneaky, tacky, trampy chicks in a bar that get guys to buy them drinks and then ignore the guy for the rest of the night.
2) A chick who uses guys for material gain
2) A chick who uses guys for material gain
1) That poor guy over there get rolled by a nasty bitch monkey in fake Prada- he bought her whole group a round and then they left!
2) My friend's sister is dating a super rich old guy who buys her stuff all the time- she's such a bitch weasel.
2) My friend's sister is dating a super rich old guy who buys her stuff all the time- she's such a bitch weasel.
by Genna May 4, 2004
Get the bitch weaselmug. A pen weasel is the asshole in your office that somehow accumlates everyones good writing pens. This person neve every buys a pen they always steal them.
Hey where the fuck did my pen go? My mom bought me a really good one for Christmas. Hey man just check the pen weasel I bet that asshat has it.
by pantyteamaster September 30, 2010
Get the Pen Weaselmug. by thankyouimjane February 22, 2007
Get the Squeeze The Weaselmug. A guy you have a low opinion of and don't want near you. A general pain in the ass and there is no other word to discribe him.
by yzbill55 April 25, 2009
Get the Weasel Dickmug. I found a wallet with $100 dollars in it, but resisted the pull of the weasel and returned it intact.
by John Meuser December 12, 2008
Get the the pull of the weaselmug.