walrus pelt

When you put on a winter jacket and you think you look fly AF but you really just look like Jabba the Hutt wearing the pelt of the Yeti.

I bought a new North Face jacket thinking I would look sexy as hell but in reality the hot poontang said it looked like I was wearing a walrus pelt. :'(

by The Prince of Darkness February 27, 2017

walrus panties

A slang term for a female with crabs and a fish pussy.

“Hit it raw daddy!”

“Hell nah bitch, you got walrus panties!”

by BigDaddiesCane December 11, 2017

Walrus RP Syndrome

When you're roleplaying but you suddenly get too involved with the lore and logic of the world and trying to make everything fot together perfectly

We wanted to play DnD, but got Walrus RP Syndrome and ended up spending hours talking about the hierarchy of Kobold society

by The True Mathias April 7, 2022

Walrus Fart

The sound you’d rather hear than Cos singing.

Is cas singing? No that’s a walrus fart.

by AliciaHorseHumper February 11, 2023

walrus slap

Flat-palm slapping a woman's wet vagina. The hand resembles a walrus "flipper" and the wet slap will remind one of the sound of waves crashing.

"Here comes the walrus slap!"
"Wait what--"
(squelsh)

by Twist of Lemon February 18, 2013

Walrus handshake

When you touch the chest of a female who's breasts are not firm but saggy. It can be due to age but can also be an unfortunate genetic inheiritance.

I got Tara's bangers out, but it wasn't the best surprise. I got the walrus handshake.

by Brass Master D September 29, 2010

Walrus pointer

An amazing being or object of ultimate power and awesome. Usually a shorter white fellow, but also can be a big black woman, this is only used in a case where it is much needed. Any use of this term is so serious that the user will be respected just by describing the person of choice in this way.

An example of this is as follows:

Person 1: "Damn they is a hella walrus pointer!"

Person 2: "Totes Magotes"

by Raskeet Onyamum (Royden) January 2, 2014