you are so obi wan kenobi
by https://www.amazon.com/gp/slre February 10, 2020
("Obama Wan Kenobi") Given this nickname to define a president who has yet to prove himself a great warrior (or leader in his case). Can also be used to define how Obama is #1!
(Guy 1)"I hope Obama Wan lifts our economy to it's feet."
(Guy 2)"What's an Obama Wan?"
(Guy 1)"Look it up in the Urban Dictionary!"
(Guy 2)"What's an Obama Wan?"
(Guy 1)"Look it up in the Urban Dictionary!"
by TaqtoQat January 22, 2009
This absolute beast of a human being is a jedi knight who is far superior to his apprentice Annakin "no legs" Skywalker. He also owns the high ground. He could be stood in canyon and he would have the high ground.
Obi wan kenobi- I have the high ground
Annakin Skywalker- You underestimate my power
Obi wan kenobi- *activate instant kill*
Annakin Skywalker- ooooofffffff
Annakin Skywalker- You underestimate my power
Obi wan kenobi- *activate instant kill*
Annakin Skywalker- ooooofffffff
by Captain high ground June 03, 2020
Jedi Master of Photoshop (or other Adobe products). Often a recluse, but under the right circumstances may choose to take some disciples under his/her wing to teach them the ways of the Shop.
by abarrach February 04, 2010
An answer that on the surface seems true, but upon deeper inspection covers a fuller truth. The concept is credited to Obi-Wan of Star Wars fame, where he told Luke that his father was dead, only to later qualify that statement that his father, Darth Vader, was alive but not the man he used to be.
The father was not prepared to have 'the talk,' so he gave an Obi-Wan truth, telling the children that babies were created when two people love each other very much.
by PapaPuck October 06, 2009
Obi-Wan Kenobi was the padawan of Qui-Gon Jinn. He was involved in the Naboo Crisis. Where Jinn was killed by Darth Maul. Obi-wan was nearly killed, until he jumped and cut Maul in half. He then Took Anakin Skywalker as his padawan. He was knighted by Yoda. He uncovered Dookus plot to destroy the Republic. He also killed General Grievous and helped save Palpatine from Grievous. Then after Order 66 he went ino hiding as “Ben” Kenobi, where he was discovered by Luke Skywalker. Then Obi-Wan let himself be killed by Darth Vader his former apprentice.
Obi-Wan Kenobi was taught by Qui-Gon Jinn.
by Darth Krayt October 04, 2010
A legendary feline Jedi Master who was a noblecat gifted in the ways of the Force whose existence was unfortunately left on the proverbial cutting room floor.
Obi-Wan Catobi, had he not been removed from the widely popular and influential Star Wars adventures, could have been a highly positive role model to young cats across the Universe!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 25, 2021