Gentlemen woof

To fart or expelling gas from ones butt

Jason did a gentlemen woof as he walked right past me

by Deadprez$ October 24, 2019

Warp and Woof

Noun. The underlying structure on which something is built; a base or foundation. This expression, used figuratively since the second half of the 1500s, alludes to the threads that run lengthwise (warp) and crosswise (woof) in a woven fabric.

"profound dislocations throughout the entire warp and woof of the American economy" (David A. Stockman).

by IAMDAOZ November 7, 2008

hairy woof

A vagina that has never been trimmed or just an overgrown messy mass of pubic hair.

I was going down on this eskimo bitch and when i pulled her undies off this HAIRY WOOF popped out! I felt like moses parting the red sea to find her pussy lips.

I was drunk when I met this girl and when we got naked she had a HAIRY WOOF that looked like buckwheat in a leglock!!

by choochie January 4, 2008

wooly woof

A homosexual - rhyming slang for poof

"Watch your arse - he's a wooly woof"

by Realcooltrader August 7, 2006

big woof

Big woof is basically a better way of saying “big deal” sarcastically. It can be used when someone is gaslighting you trying to make something seem as if it is harder or more strenuous than it truly is. Can be accompanied by the raising of eyebrows or even the occasional eye roll. Emphasis on the woof.

Your boyfriend doesn’t make reservations for a dinner he promised you.

Him: “I was too scared to call the restaurant.”

You: “No, stop being a little b****. Big woof. Calling a restaurant is soooo difficult. Man up or step down. Alphas only.”

by bernardo_bernacktwon February 8, 2022

Willy Woof

A willy woof is a homosexual slang! Also known as a willy woofter

Grant is a willy woof!

by Willy woof August 13, 2008

flabby woof-woof

Fart, flatulate, break wind, pass gas.

It comes from the Blackadder episode "Beer"

(Lord Melchett has a hangover, but Queen and Nursie think he's sick)
Queen: Well, hurry up and cure the horrible man -- I'm fed up with him lying there moaning and groaning...
Nursie: ...and letting off such great and fruitsome flabby woof-woofs! One can scarcely believe one's tiny nosy!

by George McBob May 13, 2009