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Welfare witch

1) A woman who has decided never to work so she remains perpetually pregnant or with small children, usually all by different fathers. Usually lives off the system or sometimes a guy she 'caught' by getting pregnant.

2) Low class woman with no goals.
"You hear that Stephanie is pregnant again?"
"That's what? Four kids and no dad in sight, she is such a welfare witch!"
by Lady Lynx May 11, 2014
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Witchcraft

1. An exclamatory statement shouted when witnessing someone doing something amazing to the point that it's almost unbelievable.

2. A term used when one looses an object, searches for that object for an extended period of time, and then, after giving up on it, finds it in the most obvious of places.
WITCHCRAFT!
by Fergalicios July 24, 2010
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wincest

Derived from "win" and "incest".
As opposed to more common forms of incest where abuse is common, wincest must include both sibling and romantic love as well as mutually consensual sex.

As a result, wincest is almost exclusively between brother and sister, and not between parents and children. A related term, twincest, requires that the siblings be born as twins.
Not all incest is wincest, and not all wincest is twincest.

Wincest is win, but twincest is twice the win.

Cousincest can't be wincest because it's not incest.
by Anonymo_s December 7, 2010
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Witchtit

Slang term for frigid temperatures, derived from the phrase "Cold as a witch's tit."
After hearing that the temperature for the day was slated to be 15 degrees, with a windchill of -7, Roger muttered "It's frakkin witchtit out!"
by J.J. Jingleheimerschmidt March 2, 2009
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Witches couldron

Describes the way ones lady parts bubble and pop when one attempts the walk to the toilet after a good dousing with jizz
ere Wend' - I tried walking to the bog for a wipe out and clean up after he shagged me last night and me vag was bubbling like a witches couldron.
by Hurrsy74 June 21, 2010
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Witchery

When something is so good it seems to be a product of witchcraft
"You just solved that Rubik's cube is 45 seconds! WITCHERY!"
by Zalira September 5, 2013
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Witch Trial

Guilty until proven innocent, derived from old witch trial where the “witch” will be put in a live or dead situation which stated that if the “witch” survived they were guilty and were to be given the dead penalty, and if they were to die they were innocent both situations resulting in dead.
Friend 1: Did you read some celebrity is getting accuse of a crime

Friend 2: yes, everyone thinks they did it
Friend 1: A witch trial
by Dont@mebro August 22, 2020
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