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Gas Whistle

The technique of being able to not only control the release of natural gas, but to also adjust the pitch and tone of the following sounds as they are delivered; turning the human sphincter into a playable instrument.
After spending the evening in his local pub, Steve returned home and said to Portia "The lads told me tonight that my farts are so good that I'd play a mean Gas Whistle; my first rehearsal with their band is next Tuesday. How about that?"
by BlackToast May 26, 2010
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Whistle booger

The cause of an unfortunate situation when an unsuspecting fellow exhales through his nose only to produce a high pitched nasal whistle due to the existence of a crusty booger lining the nostrils. The noise is so shrill that one tries to sniffle to play it off, only to then issue several smaller whistles succinctly.
As allergy season looms, the nasal passages becomed lined with mucus crustaceans and every breath beckons the arrival of the whistle booger songstress.
by Sweatpantsjohnson March 10, 2017
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vagina whistle

The air flowing through a hoes vagina.
That girl is such a hoe, her vagina whistles.
by meowmeow98 July 10, 2015
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Queef whistle

When a female's vagina lets out a high-pitch whistle
No that wasn't a whistle in my pocket that was my vagina- queef whistle
by skylerdeleon19@gmail.com August 12, 2017
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Whistle Dog

When someone fart's on one's penis.
Your lover is lying face down, you place your hands on there buttocks and with your thumbs you seperate there cheeks. Then placing your erect penis between the spread cheeks, then release the cheeks causing them to clamp down on your penis. Your lover then fart's sending it racing along your shaft.Enjoy your Whistle Dog
by Imodium April 8, 2008
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bells and whistles

features that add to the appearance of something but do not make it function any better
If you want bells and whistles you should go to the other aisle.
by The Return of Light Joker November 6, 2009
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wolf whistle

the whistle you do when a hot dude/girl walks by. usually considered rude.
Joe wolf whistled when Carrie walked by
by AcousticEmo December 31, 2008
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