Tally Whacker

No don't look your gonna see my Tally Whacker.

by TheRealMoby February 12, 2019

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butt whacker

A term for a gay male, usually referring to tops.

That butt whacker had a funeral for his cock so he could bury it in Jerry's ass.

by 1234567asd October 19, 2017

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When you whack your peepee on a table because you’re gay.

Dude. I’m such a homo that I got a table whacker.

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A person and/or object that smacks/whacks bushes and hedges

person 1: *smacks random bush*
person 2: "bush-whacker."
person 1: "yeah I know."

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You a whacker cracker dude

by Liz em January 01, 2018

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A person who likes to get one off over a king Edward or a Maris piper.

John became a seasoned spud whacker after finding he became aroused by a simple rot vegetable.
John loved mashing because he was a spud whacker

by Hampton1982 January 16, 2016

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Homemade gun made with pipes and poles with the sole purpose of “whacking knackers”.

“Oul johno owes me a bag of sand and won’t pay so me and the boys ran through the gaf with a few knacker whackers and blew his head off”

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