warped

not straight or in true form. warped out of line in mind or matter.
your brake disc is as warped as your mind if you think that's straight
by whhhs April 25, 2022
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Warped

A discord server filled with degenerates, neo-nazis and pedophiles, united with the sole purpose of shitposting, and in some rare cases, shitstreaming
by Faulcron June 18, 2023
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warped

When someone or something is or has been moving at an amazingly fast speed.
"Did you see that kid run the 100 meter dash?"
"Yeah, he was warped!!"
by SpeedHB March 25, 2007
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Warped

When something or someone is ugly, stupid or strange.
When someone is a spazmoid
'oi mate Lola is warped'
'stop being so warped'
by kghervubjf May 10, 2017
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warped spokes

When she's done too much anal and her asshole looks like a twisted up bicycle wheel and got more wrinkles than a sharpei puppy
"That girl's taken so many dicks in her ass that she got warped spokes"
by SpunkTrumpeter104 April 01, 2017
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The feelings that come after attending warped tour. Including of satisfaction and gross anticipation for the next year's to come.
I am feeling the PTWS (post traumatic warped syndrome) coming on already.
by craziehippiekid June 28, 2013
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Genital Warping

To warp a male or female's genitals to an irreversible state, either by physical force, or pure speed.
Daniel's dick curves to the right, due to a genital warping.
by Zydrixx March 25, 2021
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