vertical Big mac
A very fat vagina
vertical Big mac by CountVonfingerbang October 4, 2015
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Vertical Smile
I remember when I heard a kid in the neighbor call the local perv a vertical smile, years later the bastard was filming shit-stabber porn.
Vertical Smile by illinoishorrorman January 19, 2018
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Vertical Toilet Paper
The act of putting a toilet paper roll vertical on the holder to show your gay lover he can sneak in when your wife is asleep tonight. This is an advanced move that needs at least a level 5 peeping Tom as the male mistress. Is common among boys/men names Chris that have long skinny dicks and gigantic mushroom tips. Beware.
Hey Tony look out for my “Vertical Toilet Paper” tonight ;).
Let Mo know he missed out on my “Vertical Toilet paper”
Let Mo know he missed out on my “Vertical Toilet paper”
Vertical Toilet Paper by Rufio171 February 22, 2018
vertical video
vertical video by #VERRT SQUAD October 25, 2018
vertical cha-cha
The dancing around two individuals make to balance themselves when they are having sex standing up. The opposite of the horizontal mambo. horizontal mambo, sex, hooking up, dance, porn, sex scenes, cowgirl, sex positions
The sex scenes on tv have gotten so ridiculous. The actors were doing the vertical cha-cha up against the fridge and the sink and the wall. It is just too much!
vertical cha-cha by joecoolthefool October 26, 2018
Vertical Butt Weld
A sex act involving a man and partner, in which the man, with expert precision, ejaculates between their partner's ass cheeks and presses them shut, allowing the semen to dry. The dry semen forms cement, welding the cheeks shut.
"Man, that bitch Randy was such an ass until I gave him a vertical butt weld. His dumbass won't ever shit or call me gay again."
Vertical Butt Weld by Vertical Butt Weld Man December 7, 2019