Steamed vegetable

A sex move where a male runs into a hospital naked, finds a disabled person, and nuts on them before security comes.

“Jake why are you on probation!?”
“I was horny yesterday, and I pulled a Steamed Vegetable

by YourFriendlyMilchMann May 4, 2020

Got lost in a vegetable soup

When you try to find a deep meaning behind a stupid simple thing, and then when you realize that there was nothing hidden but that you have imagined everything in your head, you feel like an idiot but also happy and carefree.

-Hey John, I ve just finished building a lego house for my lego man. Look how cool is that.
- DID YOU JUST BUILT A HOUSE WITH THE FLESH OF HIS OWN FRIENDS AND FAMILY?!?!??
- NO DUDE WTF?!! I ve just build a house with some lego bricks, you just got lost in a vegetable soup!

by procrastINETOR May 16, 2021

Vegetable garden

A group of retarded people

Guy 1: hey look at them. They aren’t doing anything besides standing there zoned out.

Guy 2: yea cuz they’re a vegetable garden.
Guy 1: What’s that?
Guy 2: A group of retards

by wheelie boi May 17, 2018

vegetable monster

the thing that will soon replace the Cookie Monster on sesame street

nooo! not the vegetable monster!!!

by Condition_Red_PoE July 27, 2006

Vegetable bitch

A dumb human female whos conscious state is comparable to that of a person in a vegetative state.

"Damn shes stupid, fuckin vegetable bitch!"

"Dude, all that vegetable bitch does is talk about herself all day!"

"Man wtf, break up with that vegetable bitch!!"

"Suck me dry you vegetable bitch!"

by JKGB September 26, 2006

variable cost

a cost that varies directly with output

I will have to define my variable cost after I take out some money.

by BrainsofBeauty November 4, 2015

Vegetable Aisle

The area of a party, club, or gathering where those who've taken too much Alcohol, or other illicit substances go to reflect on how much they regret the previous two hours of intake.

Generally there is zero vibe in the Vegetable aisle. Across the room there may be good conversation, dancing, fun. The Vegetable Aisle is a pit of loneliness and shame.

A: The New Year's party looked great from the Vegetable Aisle
B: What, were you not really into it?
A: Three joints in I decided I'd fucked it and would rather sit and vegetate.

X: I K-Holed so fucking bad at Brad's party, couldn't move.
Y: Ah, you went to the Vegetable Aisle.

by Nine Mazes January 7, 2017