by chanchola March 30, 2008
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by a venturan July 13, 2004
Get the ventura county mug.the procedure of sneeking up on a sleeping relative or friend who is lying on a couch or some flat surface, and then propping your bare ass right in front of his or her face, next you break some serious wind which scares the shit out of the victim and causes them to jerk their head up violently, the most stimulating element of this process is the next movement which is when the victim's head jerks up and sadistically smacks the bare ass of the performer creating devastating whiplash and then their nose is inserted into the performer's anus, creaing a "venus nosetrap"; this is extremely brutal for the victim because they have the cruel honor of smelling an anus filled with soiled odor; if the performer has a huge ass they can potentially suffocate the victim; if the venus nosetrap is done properly, the victim looks like he is wearing a moon mask, with "moon" deriving from the ass
after holding in a day's worth of farts, i snuck up on my sleeping brother, seth, and gave him the best venus nosetrap yet, making him pass out for 5 minutes, from either my foul fart or blocking up his breathing paths
by weasel June 9, 2005
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I needed a new camera, to I went up to one of those cheap pawn shops in Ventura County to get one for less than $50. What a bargain! Thanks Ventura County!
by lovesmesumcake October 14, 2008
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All I could taste and smell were plastic strawberries while taking my girly friend to cloud-V with Venus Condoms.
by Marcus Rogan February 1, 2006
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See also Tribes, Tribes 2.
See also Tribes, Tribes 2.
by Red Shifter February 17, 2005
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