1. the term given to a person who's mother is an abusive, stoned cabbage. A Valanti can also be disturbed because of their mother causing an educational breakdown. A Valanti rearly has dignity.
2. To pull a Valanti is to do something of great stupidity such as spill juice over your pants.
2. To pull a Valanti is to do something of great stupidity such as spill juice over your pants.
1. "That guy over there must be a Valanti, look at his clothes!"
2. "HE PULLED A VALANTI! LOOK AT THE JUICE ON HIS PANTS!"
2. "HE PULLED A VALANTI! LOOK AT THE JUICE ON HIS PANTS!"
by smittebo November 26, 2007
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The girl was a slut, she gave me the
VaJanus on the first date.
You never do the VaJanus combo with a bar slut.
I need to wash my VaJanus. it smells like something died.
VaJanus on the first date.
You never do the VaJanus combo with a bar slut.
I need to wash my VaJanus. it smells like something died.
by drew hew December 16, 2008
Get the VaJanus mug.After the birth of a very large baby the whole that is left behind. Within medical terminology it is properly referred to as a 4th Degree tear.
After she pushed out that 12 pound baby we had to go into the operating room to repair the huge VAGANUS that it left.
Her VAGANUS was of epic proportions, glad she had an epidural!!!
Her VAGANUS was of epic proportions, glad she had an epidural!!!
by yoni nurse September 8, 2010
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Husband: "Hey doc..Are we going to sever the taint?"
Doc: "Only if necessary and then in that case it will create a vaganus"
Doc: "Only if necessary and then in that case it will create a vaganus"
by Mrpuddles January 8, 2012
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(along with anarchy in the uk, god save the queen, and EMI, of course...)
(along with anarchy in the uk, god save the queen, and EMI, of course...)
by Daisy McJuniper March 28, 2005
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