Vance

To have sexual intercourse with an inanimate object.

Do you think the muffin man has vanced one of those muffins, or does he just like them the normal way?

by Geek.blather July 30, 2024

Vancer

Someone who has or wishes to have sexual relations with living room furniture, specifically couches and/or loveseat.

Act can be performed with or without a condom.

DJT: Are you a Vancer?
JD: what’s a Vancer?

DJT: someone who gets aroused by couches.
JD: Oh. Where did you hear that?

by 400lb.cyber.attacker August 11, 2024

Vance

Verb: 1. To hump a couch or other piece of upholstered furniture.

2. To actively seek out and search for bestiality pornography.

Noun: 3. A drastic contradictory change in a publicly expressed opinion concerning an important matter.

Adjective: (Vancey) 4. Weird.

1. He Vanced his mother’s couch; gave new meaning to the word “loveseat”.

2. He Vanced the Internet looking for woman-dolphin porn videos.

3. He said Trump was Hitler; then he pulled a Vance and said Trump was the greatest.

4. The fact you took pictures of yourself in a wig and makeup, but then say you dislike drag queens is very Vancey.

by Apocalypse69 August 11, 2024

Vance

Verb. Unforgivingly screwing up a seemingly simple, otherwise harmless task.

“He really vanced up that Philly cheesesteak order by asking for one with Swiss cheese.”

by Festmax August 20, 2024

vanedy

A beautiful introverted girl, she is quiet and loud, and like a mirror within beautiful complexion.

Her name is Vanedy.

by Anonymous4L26 November 19, 2023

Vance

loved by african americans.

you seen vance?

that man is loved by them blacks

by yolo1617 December 4, 2023

Vance

loved by african americans

yall seen vance?

that man loved by them big black men

by yolo1617 December 4, 2023