Vancing

A name for guys fucking things that aren’t meant to be fucked. e.g. couches, loveseats, chairs, food, railings

After having to dispose of multiple jizz-stained couches after his last visit, the hotel where the Vice President was staying preemptively removed all the couches and love seats from his and neighboring suites out of fear that once again the VP would spend his free time vancing the furniture.

by Alkylidyne July 8, 2025

Vancing

The action of sticking your penis in between the cushions of a couch

I had to replace my new couch after I caught my roommate Vancing it.

by burningviolins August 10, 2024

Vance

When a colleague just randomly enters the conversation with a nonsensical statement.

JD was a total Vance today. He accused Zander in person of starting a fight with Victor when visiting Zander in hospital and then started yelling for Zander to apologise while Victor was next door having his broken hand treated.

by OZRA April 3, 2025

Vance

The most beautiful person ive ever met

its vance.

by animecatgirl November 25, 2021

Vance

To make sweet sweet love to a couch

"It's been a long day. I'm going to go home, break out the latex gloves, and have a good old-fashioned vance."

by loveseat2025 July 26, 2024

J.D. Vance

The couch humper who Donald Trump selected to be his running mate in the 2024 election.

Did you see the mascara running down the face of that couch humper J.D. Vance?

by Lynch/Fellini August 9, 2024

le Vance

Derived from old scripture translated to meaning the great and powerful.

Someone’s surname or he was very le vance

by Dost cross April 29, 2024