J.D. Vance

The couch humper who Donald Trump selected to be his running mate in the 2024 election.

Did you see the mascara running down the face of that couch humper J.D. Vance?

by Lynch/Fellini August 9, 2024

Vance

To make sweet sweet love to a couch

"It's been a long day. I'm going to go home, break out the latex gloves, and have a good old-fashioned vance."

by loveseat2025 July 26, 2024

The JD Vance

When you bang the couch while staring at the recliner and telling it to maintain eye contact so you can finish.

JD Vance did The JD Vance and after bought the loveseat an apology card so it didn’t feel left out.

by Don Jr. March 16, 2025

Vance

The most beautiful person ive ever met

its vance.

by animecatgirl November 25, 2021

Max Vance

He makes F's, you make A's

Do I have to put one?

by Miles November 10, 2003

Vance moment

When Twitter user @amavanc gets made fun of for wearing ricks or his taste in fashion

“Damn these looks fresh”
“Take them shits off bro”
“Vance moment”

by Cooper11032203 May 17, 2021

Vance

Vance is a really good guy he is athletic smart kind and knows how to put a smile on every single face he meets. you should keep Vance in life and you will go along way he’s loyal and won’t be a dick. If you wanna relationship with a Vance it’s the best relationship we will ever be in a little tip they love the cute summer couple vibes watching the stars watching the sunset watching the sunrise going for a late night drives and all that kind of stuff.

“Vance”

“What’s up”

“Your super sweet funny and athletic I don’t ever want to lose you”

“Awwww thanks”

by Coolkid0825 June 10, 2021