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Funny Valentine

"Kono tonari no basho ni jiyuu ni haitte koreru no wa kono watashi no nouryoku dakeda! yukkuri ajiway"

Funny Valentine is the 23rd President of the United States in the fictional world of JoJo's Bizzare Adventure: Part 7 - Steel Ball Run, he wields the stand Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap, who can travel from a universe to another by going between two objects, he organized a continental race from San Diego to New York with the help of Steven Steel following the map of Joseph of Arimathea in order to gather the corpse parts which is assumed to be Jesus Christ's corpse, he is killed by Johnny Joestar later in the ending of the part
Wow, Funny Valentine and his stand D4C is so OP!!
by M1co29 July 7, 2020
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valentine's day

A legal prostitution day where the male buys the female a box of candy just so she will put out once a year.
i am getting you this box of cocao for valentines day- please have sex with me.
by Monkey Man February 2, 2004
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valentine's day

1.) The most depressive day of the year (If your single or not)
2.) Marketing scam created by Capitalist scum
Valentines Day? I don't celebrate it, I refuse to be forced into buying things which the Government gets 90% profit of.
by Thumper (Cobain) February 17, 2004
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Valentina

Her smile is beautiful, she looks like Linda Evangelista, she’s a model, and she could walk out in a diaper and people around her would just eat her up. She’s a complete fantasy, a french vanilla fantasy, and boy is she fantastical. She is la Reina Latina, the ultima, the whole package. She is the most liked person in a group, and people fawn over her; those people are practically her fans. She’s mesmerising, endearing, and a fully realised persona of wonder, Latina excellence, and poise.
Of course she stoned those tights, she’s Valentina, she can do everything (except learn song lyrics).
by Corporal_coño August 26, 2021
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Cecilia Valentina

Cecilia Valentina is a blessing sent from God. She is the most stunning young girl any body will ever come across. She has an enormous heart and cares for others like not other.
Person #1: I’m getting married this year!
Person #2: Is she a Cecilia Valentina though?!

Person #1: I wish...
by 11/14/20 January 17, 2021
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Chocolate Valentine

Using a woman's period blood as lube for anal sex.
"Bro, I just gave Lucy a chocolate valentine! She didn't have time to react! It was epic "
by Ghost84 August 7, 2013
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Funny Valentine

The main antagonist of Steel Ball Run, the seventh part in the popular manga and anime series Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.

His name comes from Ella Fitzgerald's song ''My Funny Valentine''. He is the president of the United States who is the true mastermind behind the Steel Ball Run race, and watches the race behind the curtains in hopes of gathering Saint's Corpse(which is thought to be Jesus' corpse). Known for his deep patriotism and his signature word ''Dojyan~~'', which can be roughly translated to ''Ta-dah!'' in English.

He has a Stand named Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap(D4C for short)which comes from the 1976 AC/DC single. This Stand enables him access at any time to any number of alternate worlds/universes/dimensions; where if desired he may swap bodies with his counterparts, granting him pseudo-immortality.
Funny Valentine would make a much better president than both Trump and Clinton.
by MetaMaestro July 12, 2017
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