vacation dick

a very huge penis usually found in male porn-stars and strippers, mostly over 10 inches long and is not very common within the male community that hasn't had surgery

OMG I slept with some dude at the bar last night and he had a vacation dick, IT HURT SO MUCH! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by S34RG3NT24S4P ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) April 16, 2016

vacation dick

Dick of above average size that you'd enjoy on vacation but not everyday.

Boy had that vacation dick last night, had me moaning and squirting.

by Giant jack April 15, 2016

vacation dick

A penis that a girl needs everyone once in a while but when taken to often would turn her vaginal opening into a galaxy sized hole

"I had the greatest vacation dick last night I can barely even walk!!!"

by Trill 1ron April 18, 2016

vacation dick

Not always the biggest or smallest. What's available locally and usually not boyfriend dick quality. Typically longer and more taboo then daily dick.

"Got myself some vacation dick, wasn't the biggest but we went all night.

by GFOcabulary April 09, 2016

vacation dick

A dick you can handle every couple of months, but not on a regular basis

He had a total vacation dick, I could barely handle it

by IloveyouVenezia April 10, 2016

vacation dick

A penis larger than the boyfriend dick but unlike the b.d., too big to take on a daily basis. Only for relaxation and occasions.

Wow Marie, thank you for telling me about that vacation dick. It sure did the trick. I don't just feel relaxed, that vacation dick rejuvenated me and left me ready for the work week.

by urmompuntocom April 11, 2016

vacation dick

Dick that only comes around once a year.

I only see Keith Willis when I go to the shore but he's always good for some vacation dick.

by Iliftheavyshit April 23, 2016