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vacation dick 

The "How Stella Got Her Grove Back" dick. The kind of dick that is provided by a large Samoan. As opposed to Boyfriend Dick.

vacation dick 

A piece of meat of a size so large, you will be unable to walk.
Encounteres mostly in caribbean destinations, this dick will represent one of the many terrible desicions you will make on your vacation.
"Where were you last night tina?? And why are you sitting on a pillow??"
"Got me some vacation dick from Juan, the towel guy. I think my vagina is out of order"

vacation dick 

A dick the size of a baby arm that will render a women helpless for a least 2 weeks after taking it the time of a standard vacation.
Girl he had a vacation dick I couldn't walk for 2 weeks!

vacation dick 

A large dick that you couldn't have on a daily basis (unlike a boyfriend dick )
My vagina hurts, I had a vacation dick last night. I prefer a boyfriend dick!

vacation dick 

Vacations dick is a dick that is large but too large to handle on a regular basis
I was in Hawaii and I met this local with a vacation dick it was amazing

vacation dick 

A penis of epic proportions. Not something a female could take everyday. Typically reserved for special occasions. An example being vacation
"Damn Shawna, what happened to you?"
"Nothing bad. Just got that vacation dick."