The day for vegetarian women in which they receive a veggie burger and someone eating them out in the 69 position. This is on the same day as Steak and BJ day, the 14th March.
"Oh, it's steak and bj day, cook me that steak and suck my dick!" "Only if you grill that veggie burger and eat my pussy because its Veggie burger and 69 day!"
by Vik Rambo March 14, 2018
Johnny woke up early this morning, went straight to the bathroom and made himself a big ol bowl of grannies home made veggie soup. MMmm MMmm Good!!! :)
by kris ault January 22, 2009
Joe: Yo dog, what’s the weather like in Canada?
Sally: Provides 75% of our fruits and veggies from October to May.
Joe: oh shit, I better wear a coat and some boots.
Sally: Provides 75% of our fruits and veggies from October to May.
Joe: oh shit, I better wear a coat and some boots.
by Captain Figurative April 04, 2020
A hypothetical phenomenon in which a vegetable is equipped with corrective eyewear, thereby granting it the optical capability to perceive its environment.
This process, rooted in the highly questionable field of horticultural optics, suggests that cucumbers may gain an improved sense of spatial awareness and carrots could finally read the fine print on nutrition labels. The implications for vegetable-based vision enhancement are still largely theoretical, though it's believed to be most effective when combined with a healthy dose of imagination and a pinch of absurdity.
This process, rooted in the highly questionable field of horticultural optics, suggests that cucumbers may gain an improved sense of spatial awareness and carrots could finally read the fine print on nutrition labels. The implications for vegetable-based vision enhancement are still largely theoretical, though it's believed to be most effective when combined with a healthy dose of imagination and a pinch of absurdity.
by apr1l1 January 14, 2025
Fat ginger veggie who has a questionable relationship with his sister (humf) he is also known as Fanta pubes
by Tuckerbro123 July 19, 2021
by vvsper. November 21, 2023
Instead of breakfast cereal and milk, you put raw vegetables in a bowl of ice water and it is eaten by hand or with a knife (stabbing the vegetable and eating it).
Guy 1: Hey how's you diet going?
Guy 2: Very good! I've been eating Veggie Cereal instead of breakfast cereal.
Guy 2: Very good! I've been eating Veggie Cereal instead of breakfast cereal.
by Jcole19 December 04, 2018