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Ultra pimp

The pimp of all pimps. a pimp that works for personal gain instead of money. Usually the one person in the group of friends that is the most persuasive, can get anyone to go out with him without even trying. Always has something to do, even when it's just nothing, he can make it seem important.
Situation A:
Sal: Should I buy it?
person1: heres some money, buy it now. I just wont eat dinner.

Situation B:
Person1: I need to study for finals...
Sal: I'm going to see a movie.
person1: ok, I'll go with you.
person2: I'll drive.
person1: NO! I WANT TO DRIVE HIM!
person2: with what? yur bike?
person1: yes...
Sal: its ok, I'll fly. I persuaded the laws of gravity to not apply to me. i can do that because I'm ultra pimp
person3: yup, Sal is Ultra pimp.
by Manuel Aka: The Spy September 9, 2008
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Ultra Thrust

it's when you are about to climax, and you give your partner one finishing
blow, usually followed by a groan or a grunt.
as sweat creeped on randy's brow he gave her his ultra thrust, and then fell asleep.
by Dirty_Sanchez September 7, 2005
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ultra

(adj.) Immoderately beneficial or superior in any way to normal. Usually better than the best possible. Can apply to items or skills.
We should go for a joy ride. Your dad's Porche is so ultra.
by Chuck Norris' Fist December 28, 2005
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Ultramarathon

1.) An insanely bad-ass long run that tests the mental toughness of the world's finest athletes; A supreme test for athletic prowess
2.) the hardest thing a human can do
3.) a run longer than 26.2 miles, although most "ultras" are 50 miles, 100 miles or 100+ miles
"He ran an ultramarathon, you've only climbed Mt. Everest once"

"There are more Harvard Phd's than Ultramarathoners"
by xtremerunner88 October 13, 2009
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Geforce FX 5800 Ultra

The video cards with one of the biggest bloddy fans in the world. You can use the fan for almost anything.
by Anonymous October 17, 2003
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ultrahands

a friendly Roblox youtuber who like to mind his own business.
UltraHands is nice
by Whitedabbing September 24, 2019
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Ultracare

The highest level of care, apparently, provided by Ultralase.

Its "what Ultralase believe in, what they do and how they do it. It means they are with you every step of the way".

"They are committed to treating you as a person and giving you the highest level of care, right from the very start. They are confident that their levels of care are unequalled"
Wow, that care was more than just care; it was Ultracare!

Ultracare is amazing...
by Ashley Sykes March 15, 2008
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