if you're a female and you're facing a bukakke or even just a load or two, this is your number one defense.
right before it rains, you grab the sheet and hold it over your head.
right before it rains, you grab the sheet and hold it over your head.
by jimmy the snake February 22, 2009
Get the dutch umbrellamug. UMBRELLA GIRL is a girl who met some guy in Hamilton, OH and after giving her a ride across town she forgot her umbrella in his van. Now he drives around looking for her.
I know this poor guy who looks all over for his umbrella girl. The one that got away. Dont know what youve got til its gone.
by floors.o8 July 12, 2009
Get the UMBRELLA GIRLmug. An umbrella in the TV series How I Met Your Mother. Tracy leaves it at a bar on St, Patrick's day, and Ted finds it and keeps it until he leaves it in Cindy's apartment in season 5. Tracy, being Cindy's roommate, gets her umbrella back. When Ted and Tracy finally meet, they argue about whose umbrella it really is.
Yellow Umbrella
Ted: That's my umbrella. I left it at Cindy's. You totally stole my umbrella.
Tracy: What? No, I didn't!
Ted: That's my umbrella. I left it at Cindy's. You totally stole my umbrella.
Tracy: What? No, I didn't!
by notbarneystinson June 6, 2020
Get the Yellow Umbrellamug. An expression that depicts a psychologically painful act as shoving an umbrella into your ass and open it inside. It's like kicking one's butt, but much more painful.
This job is really sucks, plus my boss hates me, I feel like he is going to open the umbrella inside.
by Gyrun May 12, 2018
Get the Open the umbrella insidemug. A female is giving a man a handjob, when the penis gets hard enough, she squeezes the tip, causing it to spurt. If it does a somewhat vertical stream upwards, the woman has 'gripped the umbrella handle.'
Boy 1: She totally gave me a GREAT umbrella handle!
Boy 2: Dude, sick.
Girl 1: I think I gripped the umbrella handle amazing.
Girl 2: Yuck!
Girl 1: No, it was actually a good rush.
Boy 2: Dude, sick.
Girl 1: I think I gripped the umbrella handle amazing.
Girl 2: Yuck!
Girl 1: No, it was actually a good rush.
by Big.J April 20, 2009
Get the umbrella handlemug. While jerking off your male partner, insert a colorful drink umbrella into his pee-hole. Continue "choking the chicken" until he is about to erupt, then stand back and wait for the umbrella to FLY!!! (for bonus entertainment, keep track of how great of a distance you can get!)
by eat March 9, 2007
Get the victorious umbrella rocketmug. by Alan October 14, 2003
Get the man under the umbrellamug.