Toshanti

Fun sweet kind sometimes annoying and gets mad at you for no reason but she still is nice and respectful plays to much but is still fun to be around and all around a good friend ♥️

Toshanti: Your annoying

You: so are you

Toshanti:no you are

You:Just shut up
Toshanti: Let me stop playing with you

by Alwaystruthfulandagreatfriend November 10, 2018

toosh

when something is funny but not funny enough that it deserves a giggle or chuckle, instead you just exhale through your nose or breath in roughly through your mouth

"Do you ever just toosh whenever you see something funny?"

"Man, I tooshed HARD when I read that."

by abbap December 9, 2021

Tooshie

The correct way to spell "Tushy".

Nicole: tushy
Brandon: don't you mean tooshie?

by Brandaminator August 16, 2008

Touche (Pronounced 'toosh')

1) The act of ejaculating, usually in a celebratory fashion.

2) The product of ejaculation.

Not to be mistaken for Touché (too-shay)

Touche (Pronounced 'toosh')

I would show you my test grade, but I touched all over it when I saw it.

Oh my god, this food is making me touche.

Have you cleaned all the touche off your walls yet?

by The Touchemaster February 4, 2010

Toshae

Totally unique and differnt girl who is kinda on the wild side but completely sweet but she does have a random anger streak when pissed, She's one of a kind

Did you she that girl in class she is a total toshae, i never knew she had a mean side

by 100%different August 26, 2010

Toshi

Assumed pseudonym used by 16 year old girls because they "TOTALLY HATE" their given name.

"Oh my god, I can't believe my parents put thought into picking a name for me; forget them, everyone call me Toshi."

by Bancho February 25, 2009

Tosh.0 Principle

The Tosh.0 Principle describes an increasingly common and rather infuriating occurrence in which an obscure joke, character, story, or other piece of media is referenced in mainstream media, causing everybody to think it originated from the latter.

Named after the TV show Tosh.0, which provides commentary on internet viral videos. Other notorious culprits include South Park, Family Guy, and rap music.

You: "Have you seen that video of the crazy Ugandan preacher talking about gay people?"

Your Friend: "You mean the one from Tosh.0?"

You: "The Tosh.0 Principle strikes again!"

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Your Friend: "Hey, turn it up. This is that MC Hammer song."

You: "This is Super Freak, you idiot."

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Your Friend: "What are you reading?"

You: "The Call of Cthulhu."

Your Friend: "Isn't that a Metallica song?"

by voltaire1994 November 13, 2010