Twat

1. A person that uses Twitter
2. To have used Twitter (past tense)

1. "Do you have a Twitter account?" - "Yes, I am a twat"
2. "Did you tweet last night?" - "Yes, I did twat"

by Evel Knievel April 28, 2009

twats

The dumb-asses that use twitter!

Those twats have no life..smh

by Niggawhoareyou? March 22, 2012

twat

slang for a dirty slags pussy.

Someone who does something stupid.

another word for a dickhead.

someone asks a fucking really stupid question and you would reply by calling them a twat

by Emily January 7, 2007

twat

The female genitalia, (A girls hoo-hoo), "T.hat W.omans A.wesome T.hing"...or what you call someone that is being an arse.

Girl A: Daymn, that guy is fine as hell! He makes me so hot!

Girl B: MMMMMM HMMMMMM. Doesn't he make you want to twiddle your TWAT?

by Amy O'Connor March 30, 2007

TWAT

A softairgun team in Sweden.

TWAT = TÄBY WEAPONS AND TACTICS

Ommaggad! I just got shot by a TWAT.

by Frenchie Thorsson March 31, 2007

twat

1. overworked and underpaid vajayjay
2. Not to be confused with a young cunt but instead a saggier vagina
3. Griffin

"God your twat is so saggy!"
"Whatever you've just been twatted!"
"ok"

by Twat Mcgee April 7, 2008

TWATTED

When you are working with a customer for a really long time and trying to get them to buy something, you are on the verge of a sale and they dip out without purchasing anything. They usually give a lame excuse like "my husband will kill me" "I need to talk to my husband" "I left my wallet at home" "what time do you close?" "I'm going to think about it and then I'll come back" "I have kids in college." The worst TWATS are ones where they already say they are going to buy and then they get scared or the husband comes in and says "NO!" These people don't care that they wasted your time for hours, which prevents you from working with other customers. All they had to say from the get-go is "i'm a cheap bastard and i'm not going to buy anything" but they are to embarassed and just want to waste your time.

"I was working with that bitch for one hour and her husband came in and TWATTED me in less than a second.

by mm...hmmm August 19, 2011