I'll be taking my talents to south beach.

1. To inform someone that the current situation is no longer working.

2. Fuck off.

3. Your not doing it for me anymore, or what you offer is lacking.

The new "it's not me it's you" is "I'll be taking my talents to south beach."

"It wasn't working out so I told her 'I'd be taking my talents to south beach."

"My boss was giving me grief so I said, straight up 'I'll be taking my talents to south beach."

"You don't have kidney beans in this here general store?! Well f-that. I'll be taking my talents to south beach!"

"After the Rolling Stones article, President Obama told General McChrystal he could take his talents to south beach."

It originates when LeBron James turned down the Cleveland Cavaliers offer, on a 1 hour nationally televised special, expressing that he was signing with the Miami Heat. He said "This fall I am taking my talents to south beach."

by Master Alexander July 11, 2010

Taking the hit

When one brave man sacrifices himself for the greater good of the team.

Taking the hit. Round 1.

Guys: Wow those girls are hot, but they've got that DUFF with them. Someone's gonna have to take the hit.

Hero: I'll do it.

(Thus the hit was taken so all could prosper)

by DUB_King March 26, 2009

I'm taking my talents to South Beach

The act of going the bathroom, specifically for a shit. Comes from LeBron James using this phrase to take a massive shit on a huge number of people: fans, teammates, and the entire NBA.

Bro #1: It's time for that bitchin' party!

Bro #2: Yeah! One sec though, I'm taking my talents to South Beach first!

by Disappointed Ohioan October 27, 2010

taking the piss

1) to do/say something without intent

2) to do/say something for the hell of it

3) joking

Is Lola being serious or is she just taking the piss?

by Anonymous July 7, 2003

breath taking

when you see somebody soo gorgeous words cannot comprehend what your seeing causing the breath to be knocked out of your lungs

wow.she is breath taking.

by lissabella September 29, 2008

Taking the piss [out of someone/something]

Making fun of someone or something, or kidding with someone about something.

You really won the lottery?

Naw, I'm just taking the piss.

by Mike October 3, 2003

taking the knot

in bestiality, the act of being completely penetrated vaginally, orally, or anally by an animal such as a dog

The dog mounted the woman from behind and thrusted it's penis deep inside the woman's vagina, taking the knot with great ease.

by 1337C|233P April 30, 2006