Yeat’s Turban Factory

Year’s Turban Factory is a strict labor facility that consist of creating, packaging, and sending out scarfs- I mean turbans. The workers are made up of Twitter trolls who’ve spoken ill about Yeats name and have been forcefully taken there to serve an eternity sentence of Twizz Labor.

You better stop trolling or you’ll get taken to Yeat’s Turban Factory in your sleep.

by Yeat Enthusiasts April 4, 2022

Afghani turban queef

When an Afghanistan person adjusts their turban and a pocket of trapped smelly air is released. Producing a queef like sound.

Rob: Andrew you're an asshole.

Andrew: Well, you're an Afghani turban queef.

by Johnny Twotone May 4, 2014

Turkish Turban

when you are fucking a girl and you dont have a condom so you take her turban wrap it around your cock bang her then once you have jizzed put it back on her head

damn! i should have ran out and got condoms, instead i had to turkish turban that bitch

by DBEEEBSS April 16, 2008

All Star Turban

When an indian friend has a turban and thinks hes good at basketball

That muslim indian fat fuck is an All Star Turban

by All Star Turban November 15, 2014

red-turbaned monkey

A swollen, throbbing erection seeking release.

"I unleashed the red-turbaned monkey and she begged me for more!"

by Remy11 April 28, 2006

Man Wearing Turban Emoji

I cant put an image cause I'm a fucking idiot, but the man wearing turban emoji is used by dumbasses who cant put anything funny or interesting after what you put, like in a text or conversation, because they think they're funny, often used by older folk.

2Racism is an awful thing, we should really stop it"

":man wearing turban emoji:"

by Azoodlepop May 27, 2024

Toilet Turban

A long bowel movement that wraps around the bottom of the toilet bowl.

I was feeling backed up and relieved myself only to see a large toilet turban in the bowl.

by MD PAPPAGEOGIO December 1, 2011