treasur

She is beautiful, full of life, and caring. You can go to her with anything and she'll give you the perfect advice. A long time friendship. She goofy as fuck and will make you laugh until your inside hurt. But don't take her kindness for a weakness because she will cut a bitch real quick. She hates fake people or people who play with her feelings. She is the reason that people say ,"Happy wife, happy life".

Random people: Omg she is so nice
Her friends: They don't know the half of it. That's Treasur

by Babygirl liv April 4, 2018

underseat treasure

uhn-der-seet trezh-er
noun

Loose change and other items often found under or between furniture cushions (especially couches), automobile seats, and other such places where stuff falls out of your pockets and you usually can't find it without crawling on your hands and knees.

Origin: This is a common enough phenomenon that I decided there needed to be a term for it. It is a play on words from the phrase "undersea treasure".

College dude 1: “Man, I need a Mountain Dew for tonight’s cram session, but I spent my last quarters on the laundry machines…”

College dude 2: “Look around the dorm lounge, dude. There’s bound to be at least 50 cents in underseat treasure there…”

College dude 1: “Thanks, bro; I never thought of that!”

College dude 2: “That’s ‘cause you’re a pothead. Anyway, try to steer clear of the used condoms.”

by Vonthako November 2, 2009

Queef Treachery

A euphemism for when your girl cheats on you.

I sense queef treachery is afoot!

by PDDestro December 31, 2010

TREALIST

To be the most truthful and the most real. Always straightforward and direct. Having a "no games" mentality.

also see "treal".

"I'm the trealist out here"

"she's my trealist b"

by mommieweb August 22, 2008

Treasure Cunting

The act of shoving potato wedges into a vagina, and subsequently attempting to fish them out - by any means necessary.

"My girlfriend is into treasure cunting. We did it the other night. Most of the potato wedges are still up there!"

by DoormatAndDoormat February 27, 2017

Treadmill Talk

The effort of actions and identification of action items discussed during business meetings that can be strategically displaced using a collection of ‘good old boy’ ambiguous superfluous rhetoric.

During our Pipeline call, Bill used a lot of Treadmill Talk to help take some of the heat off our region for not hitting our quarterly budget.

by bankz316 May 17, 2017

Movie Treasure

The mixing of candy with popcorn at the Movie theater. Often mistaken by males for the popcorn bucket-hole trick.

Guy 1: Last night, Lacy gave me Movie Treasure.
Guy 2: Oh yeah, how long did it take.
Guy 1: Just long enough for her to mix the M&M's in and disappoint me...

by 2jetskis November 25, 2010