Cornetto Trilogy

A legandary trilogy of films is "shaun of the dead", "Hot fuzz" and "The worlds end" in each film Stars the same two characters Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, and occasionaly some other characters that have been in one the cornetto trilogy film and appear in the others, each film has a different theme and genre, for example "shaun of the dead": a zombie appocalypse, "hot fuzz": a bunch of failure policemen, apprart form one (simon pegg) who doesn't know how to switch off, and "the worlds end" a bunch of succsesful men appart form one (simon pegg) who doesn't know how to grow up, all go on a pub crawl around their old childhood town "newton haven". In each trilogy there is always some sort of tragedy or happening going on through the films I reccomend you see all the films back to back, in each film you will hear many quotes that are used quite often through out the trilogy's, most people I know have seen the movies and use the quotes too and we most deffinatly use them in my house hold!

Quotes from each "cornetto trilogy":

Shaun of the dead:

Ed: lenny says that winchester rifle is real

Shaun: yeah well lenny also says dogs can't look up

*later on in the movie ed uses the rifle against the zombies and it works.

Ed: see, what did I tell you?!?...

Shaun: yeah ok you were right but dogs can look up

Hot fuzz:

The andy's: every one and their mums is packin roun ere...

Nicholas angel: like who?

The andy's: farmers

Nicholas angel: and ?....

The andy's: farmers mums...

Another quote form hot fuzz

Danny: have you seen point break?

Nicholas: no!

Danny: bad boys two???

Nicholas: no!!

Danny: * freezes in shock* you aint seen bad boys two?!?!

The worlds end:

"Let's boo boo"

"What the fuck does that mean?"
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"Oh fuck off you big lampshade"
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"Why don't you get back in your spaceship and fuck of back to legoland you cunt!!!"
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"To errr is human ..... So .... Errrr!!!

by "cornetto trilogy" lover!! September 2, 2013

double b triple t

Noun,
Acronym, Belly bigger than the tits
A female of overweight stature, who loves the sound of the fridge door opening.

A: What's the worst you would ever date?
B: My limit would be a double b triple t.

by heedrapper February 3, 2008

Triple Pen

A common shortened version of the sex act known as, "Triple Penetration". The Triple Pen is most accurately described as one women having sex with two penises in her vagina and one in her ass all at the same time. Although difficult the triple pen is possible.

That chick has so much experience with cock, I bet she could pull off the elusive Triple Pen!

by accessorytosex February 8, 2010

Triple-Quad

The unproven theory that a woman could be fucked by seven men in total. Preferebly a slut who is open to new ideas, and a good pounding.

"Dude so Eddie, Mike, Chris, Phill, Conor, Jake, and Jack totally did Triple-Quad on Monica last night"
"After sarah received triple-quad from the guys she couldnt walk for a month"

by Bigman6 February 27, 2008

Triple-Dick Hopscotch

Can be used to describe something of which nothing is more gay than. Adding more dicks to the hopscotch does not increase the level of gayness, as nothing can be gayer.

After getting hit with a blue shell at the end of the last lap in Mario Kart, the player exclaims: "Fuck! This shit is as gay as triple-dick hopscotch!"

by Dr.ChocolateMilk February 5, 2010

triple-O

Out Of Order. From the abbreviation "OOO".

I tried to call my dad but his phone's messed up. It's triple-O!

by pentozali January 3, 2008

Triple hander

A girl that is so ugly and disgusting on the stinker scale that three hands need to sweep under the nose to keep away the smell of her stinkyness.

My god, look at that triple hander. What an ugly stinker, who would want to hook up with her

by Jeetism September 4, 2013