triboluminescence

Triboluminescence is an optical phenomenon in which light is generated through the breaking of chemical bonds in a material when it is pulled apart, ripped, scratched, crushed, or rubbed.

A diamond has properties of triboluminescence as it sometimes glows when rubbed.

by smi9127 June 13, 2016

tribology

The study of how to become a sex god, focusing on friction and lubrication.

I'm seeking a degree in tribology, if you know what I mean. *winks*

by Oliver Wendell Jones May 31, 2016

trichobezoaramancy

Divination through the use of hairballs.

Did some inadvertent trichobezoaramancy this morning walking into the darkened kitchen in my stocking feet.

by Nigel Gannet February 5, 2018

Trichologically Challenged

Trichology is a branch of dermatology that understands the dynamics of hair growth, scalp related problems, hair loss and male pattern balding.

Based on this, the phrase trichologically challenged is a reference to male pattern balding or men who are losing hair.

Science has still not been able to explain why the men in my family are trichologically challenged.

Male pattern balding leaves many a handsome man trichologically challenged.

Rogaine, a boon for the trichologically challenged.

by shrubrulee February 7, 2018

triboluminescence

An extremely long word that you can use to make you look smart in front of your friends. You do not need to know what it truly means, but you can still act like you do.

Person: Hello there my chimney is on fire and I do not know why.
Intellectual: mmm... It is probably triboluminescence...
Person: What does that mean lmao
Intellectual: yo mom
*runs away*
Person: Damn... He smart

by ABCDEFGHIJKLNMOPQRSTUVWXYZ BOI May 18, 2018

triforcesexual

Person place or thing that really likes Dark Link X regular link and Ganon X link X Zelda and makes FanFictions

I wonder what ganon's up to how about a kiss for good luck well excuse me princess my heart container is full wow what a real triforcesexual anyone want to read my FanFiction about Ben drowned

by Apacheholodrone June 27, 2018

trichophobia

A fear of dirty hair. When one cannot have dirty hair without feeling anxious and filthy. Trichophobia doesn’t only occur with ones own hair but it is also with others. For instance when other people’s hair touches them it makes them uncomfortable.

I need to go wash my hair it can’t be dirty I will freak out as I have trichophobia

by Perfectcandylover November 27, 2018