rofl tickets

When someone is seriously "bringing the lulz" and making people laugh either on purpose, or by being laughed at.

"I was laughing so hard! You should have been there. That guy was selling rofl tickets."

by Stevie Vedmore February 27, 2008

nigger trickery

any poorly thought out plan intended to deceive others in order to accomplish the tricker's goal. More often than not, these plans fail miserably.

Person 1:

hey whats that over there?

person 2:

:looks and turns back to see person one going through his brief case:
What the hell do you think you're doing? You're nigger trickery won't work on me.

by JB Biff August 20, 2008

tricked out

Heavily accesorized.

A ho looking for tricks gets all tricked out in spandex, jewelry, hot-cha-cha lipstick, and a wig.

At her coronation, the Queen was all tricked out in brocade, ermines, and the crown jewels.

by mandingoe August 27, 2004

Lift Tickets

Code for any quantity of Cocaine. Derived from the terms "snow" and "ski trip" referring to cocaine.

Hey man, are you going to get those lift tickets?

by Favnuts April 25, 2008

gay ticket

A ticket or summons presented to someone for performing an overwhelmingly homosexual act.

Johnny slapped Petey in the ass and was presented with 3 gay tickets.

Roger wiped his ass from the front and was given 5 gay tickets.

by Georgeo December 13, 2008

golden ticket

When, like Charlie, you have been given access to the Chocolate Factory. Permission for anal.

Dude, last night she gave me the golden ticket.

by Anon and Unknown March 13, 2007

trinket

A select group of non-perishable goodies that include, but are not limited to: keychains, figurines, any item bought from a gypsy or dollar store, and shot glasses.

"Can you believe I just paid five euro for this fucking miniature Eiffel Tower from that gypsy?"

"Quit complaining. You can never put a price on a good trinket."

by Illa Tterb April 15, 2010