Charlie Brown Christmas tree

1) A pathetic little twig that's left on the Christmas tree lot on Christmas Eve.

2) Any pathetic-looking thing that might possibly be redeemed with some love.

1) I have no money, so I'm going to wait until Christmas Eve and get me a Charlie Brown Christmas tree.

2) Everyone told Muffy that her computer geek boyfriend was a loser, but now he's pulling down $100G a year--turns out he was a Charlie Brown Christmas tree.

by Justanotherwoodchuck November 29, 2005

tree weed

noun: Term for a Canadian residing in England.

"How's it going, Tree Weed?"

by Jamie D Allen June 7, 2005

Tree Trunked

When a teenaged girl takes a abnormally large penis in her vaj

dude tracy got tree trunked the other day by jake

by HP Guy June 27, 2010

Tree-search

When scouting a female over 6 feet, you and your friend have em"bark"ed on a tree-search.

" Yo man you tryin to go to the volleyball game later, i have to catch up on my tree-search"

by Gmills51 September 30, 2012

Safety Tree

A hypothetical place where you can say anything, no matter how insulting, outrageous, racist, or insane without fear of getting into trouble, being ridiculed or criticized.

Typically this expression is used to preface something you know will provoke a negative reaction. The term was originally coined by media-personality Glenn Beck in the 2000's.

"...before I say this, I'm going to climb into the safety tree so you can't yell at me. Now that I'm in the safety tree; Are you sure you want to wear those pants? I mean 5 years ago you could do it, but today... ummmm NO."

by proaudio55 October 8, 2012

Montana Tree Stand

Developed by hunters in Montana, this technique involves sitting on you're buddy's shoulders, but crotch to face. This offers a stable platform for getting a giraffe's view of your surroundings when the landscape is barren and flatter than a witch's tit. Though primarily used for hunting in open prairie, the Montana Tree Stand Is also practical for hay fields and Rascal Flatts concerts.

Using the Montana Tree Stand, with his taint securely anchored to his Hank's face, Bubba was able to spot a herd of antelope on the horizon.

by Ginger Jason Bourne January 23, 2019

fucking around the christmas tree

Taking too long to do something.

We were getting ready to go to the pub but johnno was fucking around the christmas tree doing his hair..

by TAMZANARIAN April 24, 2016