train wreck

When explosive diarrhea meets a chocolate shotgun (look up separate definitions)- feces explode out of the rear with such incredible force the victim is propelled up and off the toilet, causing crap to be thrown/splashed in all directions and contaminating the entire bathroom, including mirrors, shower, sink, and, in bad cases, the ceiling.

1) Dude I got a charlie horse in my thigh right when I had a chocolate shotgun, and now there's been a train wreck in your bathroom. Good luck with the resale value bro!

by iknowfrompersonalexperiences July 22, 2010

Train wreck

Cher.

I looked up "train wreck" in the dictionary and there was just a picture of Cher.

by Nerd Flanders January 23, 2009

train wreck

VERY ugly woman.

Dude, was she a wreck?
Worse, she was a train wreck.

by Stevo August 29, 2003

train wreck

When 2 or more men successfully run a train (have sex) on a woman one after the other.

She'd be a fucking train wreck!

by D. Cosman December 7, 2006

TrainTracks

A nickname for someone with braces

Person 1: hey TrainTracks!
Person 2: I hope you die Joel

by Sparkyfam9000 February 25, 2020

trainfreak

a person who likes to ask questions, the flying spaghetti monster, and you guessed it Rubik's cubes. hates all things grammer relaeatd.

dare not speak trainfreaks name as you are not worthy

by trainfreak November 26, 2022

train wreck

An online discussion thread that gets out of control. It often splits into conflict and an off-topic discussion. Like a train wreck, it 'moves quickly' because people are posting faster than they are reading the responses.

That Yahoo news forum on Dubya is such a train wreck. People are yelling and talking about terrorists. I can't keep up with it.

by hobrarian January 18, 2009