To take a large 8" to 10" solid shit and carefully place it into the freezer. Once frozen solid, the turd is used as a dildo.
by Charon May 27, 2006
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A plastic bottle used by truckers to catch their urine while driving. Usually a water bottle, though Gatorade bottles are preferred due to their wider opening. Filled urine bottles are jettisoned on the fly or left on the side of the road when the trucker takes a rest break.
by johnnyjr September 23, 2019
Get the Trucker Torpedo mug.A mysterious, stealthy turd which drops like a bomb, then disappears without trace. No bowl evidence. No paperwork.
by Vinnie4brexit March 6, 2020
Get the cornish torpedo mug.1. an electric rod that converts salt to chlorine, then back to salt in a hot tub.
2. a device used for sexual pleasure either anally or vaginally, usually in a wet setting, such as pool, pond, shower, sewage pipes, etc. it omits electrical light and currents and sensual chemicals that leave a lasting impression on your genitals. :)
3. in relativity to definition 2, anything one shoves up another's ass, or any sort of dildo. "kinky torpedo" just sounds better.
2. a device used for sexual pleasure either anally or vaginally, usually in a wet setting, such as pool, pond, shower, sewage pipes, etc. it omits electrical light and currents and sensual chemicals that leave a lasting impression on your genitals. :)
3. in relativity to definition 2, anything one shoves up another's ass, or any sort of dildo. "kinky torpedo" just sounds better.
1. daughter: hey, mom, you better check the spa, our kinky torpedo's on the fritz again.
2. girl#1: so i was with kyle and we were taking a bath together, and suddenly he puts his hand over my eyes and is all, "baby, i got us a gift." then, i feel this buzzing sensation near my kooch, and i open my eyes to the most amazing tingly feeling and see that hes using a kinky torpedo on me!
girl#2: OMG was it weird?!
girl#1: it was AWESOME!!! girl#2, you've GOT to try it.
3. gay man: ooo i love them kinky torpedo's. ;)
2. girl#1: so i was with kyle and we were taking a bath together, and suddenly he puts his hand over my eyes and is all, "baby, i got us a gift." then, i feel this buzzing sensation near my kooch, and i open my eyes to the most amazing tingly feeling and see that hes using a kinky torpedo on me!
girl#2: OMG was it weird?!
girl#1: it was AWESOME!!! girl#2, you've GOT to try it.
3. gay man: ooo i love them kinky torpedo's. ;)
by sugarlesshigh January 2, 2011
Get the kinky torpedo mug.An inconspicuous, otherwise neutral Nordic male with an unnervingly thick penis also known as the Swedish Torpedo. Swedish Torpedo is reminiscent of a nuclear mushroom cloud, and is usually demonstrated by its owner when there is a need to assert himself in an effortlessly superior way. Swedish Torpedo is a rare and precious occurrence. It is speculated that Swedish Torpedo is an evolutionary tool to ensure the steady reproduction levels among Scandinavians, when natural means such as aggressiveness, heterosexuality and chest hair have been eliminated by the evolutionary process.
E: guess what, Swedish Torpedo is coming for a visit.
T: Cool, you might get laid!
E: It is not that hard to get laid!
T: Yeah, but Swedish Torpedo is one of a kind. A nice thick penis is hard to turn down.
T: Cool, you might get laid!
E: It is not that hard to get laid!
T: Yeah, but Swedish Torpedo is one of a kind. A nice thick penis is hard to turn down.
by Brigittathedanishtennisplayer October 21, 2010
Get the Swedish Torpedo mug.swallowing corn nuts whole so that they pass through your system in their pristine form. When you have to take a shit, you back your ass up to her snatch and shit in her giving her the corn nut torpedo.
by Gary Shepard January 22, 2008
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