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human torch 

well the other definitions are also correct but another would be somone usually a girl who when slept next to creates so much heat that its surprising she isnt on fire.
OMFGBBQ...i was sleeping with my girlfriend and dude shes a fucking HUMAN TORCH! i swear i was sweating all night
human torch by fuuon June 5, 2005
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dick torch 

A general term used to identify both a bodily function that burns and a homosexual act. Used mainly on US Naval Vessels.
Man alive I have some kind of dick torch going on tonight it burns like a son of a bitch.

That guy is such a dick torch, he reminds me of Regis Philbin.
dick torch by Mike Bruce October 3, 2005

olympic torch 

Someone who never goes out. The opposite to someone who is HardCore (you know the score).
Jeremiah: "Anyone asked if Zachery's out tonight."
Francios: "Nah, he's the olympic torch. No need to bother."
olympic torch by The Beacon September 1, 2006

human torch 

A flaming queeny bastard fag. A gayfer who walks as if a giant rubber dong has been shoved deep into his nether regions where it still resides. (See also Johnny Storm)
Holy shit man, look at that queer ass bastard over there. He must be a human fucking torch!
human torch by CassieCAT192000 October 18, 2003

Olympic torch 

(n.) something that cannot be destroyed. Has indefatiguability.
The US economy is a pseudo-olympic torch, and has only enjoyed about about a decade of not faltering since becoming the world richest economy. This was around the time its citizens started to bullshit themselves thinking they saved the world from speaking German.


Fun fact: Hitler would have allowed all of the countries to the west of Germany he attacked world war two to continue speaking thier own languages should he have won. He also would have taken back the money that the united states practically stole from Britain and helped the crippled economy. He saw Britain as the best country in the world besides Germany and his native Austria, and saw the united states as a financial joke.

winkie torch 

winkie torch is when a penis has a flame on the tip of it
That guy has a really big winkie torch.
winkie torch by Dinkus June 25, 2006