tonsil toddler

A blowjob induced orgasm

Dude Jane gave me the meanest tonsil toddler last night when we were home alone

by ladyfishy July 18, 2011

Tube Tonsils

Another name for deep-throating. It means someone sucks dick so hard it tickles his/her tonsils.

That chick's gotta serious case of tube tonsils. Last night, she sucked my dick so hard that when it came out it was coated in lung butter!

by Toe Jammin' November 3, 2011

tonsil hokey

Making out. Franch kiss.

Ian Harding is a champion in tonsil hokey. Lucy Hale know this.

by plladdicted September 25, 2011

nice tonsils

What you observingly remark when someone yawns extra-wide; this of course makes the person laugh and "messes up" their perfectly-good yawn.

Saying, "Nice tonsils" is also an excellent way to benignly rebuke the sleepy/bored person by humorously informing him that it is considered rude/invasive to yawn right in someone else's face.

by QuacksO December 29, 2018

Tonsil~Teaser

Tonsil~Teaser: The feeling of great satisfaction and instant stiffness when someone takes the whole cock in their mouth without tapping out!

How about you come over here and take my whole cock in your mouth like the tonsil~teaser champ that you are?

by Str8sexychk February 17, 2023

Tonsil hockey

Icky yucky mouth to mouth sex for people who don’t want/can’t have actual sex. You lubricate each others’ tongues nice and slimy with your own tongue and make annoying noises. Also if you’re that one mf who won’t shut up about that one other mf (you KNOW who you are) then you’re going to be a boastful little bastard about it for way too long as if other people were jealous of you when NOBODY IS and you’re EMBARRASSING YOURSELF by trying to show off your PRIVATE LIFE in PUBLIC and then you can’t take the hint as to why NOBODY IS APPLAUDING YOU AND YOU THINK YOU’RE SOOOOOOO INTERESTING FOR GETTIN’ SLIMY IN THEIR SLIMY PIE HOLE BUT NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT IT STOP TALKING ABOUT IT AND

“I may or may not have kissed redacted today, hehe”
“FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR TONSIL HOCKEY MATCHES WITH SIR WOOBIE HIMSELF”

by LeoTheKilljoy January 8, 2024

slurry on tonsillitis

Rotten.

Slurry on tonsillitis is rotten.

by Debskelly1985 November 16, 2023