tomscurlyhair

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by Tomscurlyhair September 5, 2021

tomsuck

sucking a guy names toms penis

I tomsucked last night

by Tom June 14, 2004

Tomscott

When an aspiring young executive reads every definition on urban dictionary, and proceeds into a downward spiral of pedophilia and scatological obsession.

I'm glad our company has a firewall, otherwise I would have tomscotted myself onto cnn.

by tshrecc December 29, 2007

tomscorpion

Giving your love companion the new jersey meathook immediately after eating a bucket of habanera atomic chicken wings without licking, washing or otherwise removing the sauce from your hand.

Friend #1: Dude, last night I tomscorpioned my girl.

Friend #2: Really? Was she into it?

Friend #1: Nope, we broke up. Wanna come over for wings?

by Varamek December 9, 2008

Tomsky

A Deity that exists as an Avatar in human form. Currently exists as a teenager in the United Kingdom. Will soon become an extremely important asset to the world as we know it.

Any other people who "Claim" to have their names as Tomsky are merely frauds. The true Tomsky has been known to add "Twisted" before "Tomsky" as an alias to hide his real identity.

"Track down the Avatar of Lightning. Otherwise known as Tomsky..."

by TRW Arkell January 29, 2007

Tomsob

A miserable fellow who does not enjoy the company of other people, and would rather sit in his room and drink cheap Sangria wine and beer. Comes from "Tom the S.O.B."

"You're such a Tomsob"

by HRC September 16, 2003

tomstealer

a girl who steals ur boyfriend or that likes the same guys as u

that bitch is a tomstealer!

by queenisha May 30, 2006