Ooga booga caveman brain

When someone is so dumb he literally can't be any dumber and is using - 50% of his brain capacity.

Have you seen what he did with his part of the group project? It's so dumb, I think he went ooga booga caveman brain.

by Lil rud October 13, 2020

caveman dat ho

the act of a man beating a woman with a club to the point of bleeding, then using the blood as lube to fuck her. Often involves a running headstart.

See also: restrepo

I usually perform restrepo after I caveman dat ho.

by Nubris August 14, 2010

so easy a caveman can do it

Sarah Palin
Katy Perry
Ke$ha
Bristol Palin
Your Mom
Taylor Swift
Justin Bieber
George Bush
J WOW
Snooki
The Kardashians
and Princess Daisy.

Snooki is so easy a caveman can do it.

by Everything you're not! January 11, 2011

Cavemanning

Sexual intercourse on the ground of any outdoor environment. (Executed best on all fours, stomach or back to cover more dirt on the body).

My girlfriend and I went cavemanning this weekend!

by Flaskboy69 February 25, 2025

Caveman music

The sound of thousands of nipples clanking together in furious glory

Individual #1: Hey bro, have you heard the new caveman music album?
Individual#2:No, I didn't!
Individual#1: It's lit fam!!!44!14!!!

by rkweakfoef July 14, 2017

Caveman Style

A method of ordering fast food when you are on a Paleo, Primal, low-carb or gluten free regimen. a cheeseburger or other sandwich ordered with no bread, no fries, just place the meat and cheese in a clamshell and pile the veggies and condiments on top.

"Welcome to R****'s. may I help you?"
"I would like a cheesy greaseburger caveman style and a large, unsweetened tea please."

by navarre1095 August 26, 2013

Desert Caveman

Jesus Christ AKA the guy that my dad likes to use against me when I misspeak/exaggerate so he can say that I lie and Jesus won’t approve.

Me:Dad I saw my dog Rosie eating her gingerbread toy. Dad: really son dog’s don’t eat gingerbread or toys quit lying Jesus (the desert caveman) won’t like that.

Me again: no dad I was talking about her toy that looks like a gingerbread man.

by Kentuckyboy June 26, 2024