thundercunt

a stupid fat fuck who has the biggest camel toe known to man the type of fanny flaps that wiggles when they walk this is not the type of woman you want to engage in intercourse with as she would more than likely constrict your flow of oxygen with her gammon hangers

enter at your own risk she has a knarly thundercunt

by flapslapper29 March 11, 2025

Thundercunt

The act of launching an object into something else with extreme speed

“Yo bro, i accidentally thundercunted the Wiimote into the Tv because I didn’t wear the stupid fucking wrist strap”

by Darkrai09 March 16, 2025

Thundercunt

When kev throws a 2.5 kilo weight across the workshop as hard as he physically can

Kev just thundercunted that weight

by 09hr084711fyrt September 21, 2025

Thundercunting

When you throw something (typically the size of a bottle) at wall incredibly hard

Person 1: “dude I just thundercunted my hamster into the wall and now he’s not moving.”
Person 2: “WHY WOULD YOU THINK THUNDERCUNTING YOUR HAMSTER INTO THE WALL WAS A GOOD IDEA!?”

by Goji1954 October 5, 2025

Thundercunt

It’s kinda like when you accidentally lose control of the wii remote and throw it against your moms brand new tv.

“Damn it! I just thundercunted the remote against the tv.. Moms gonna kick my ass..”

by Imarihuh3000 October 23, 2025

slunty thundercunt

The pinnacle of all English swearwords, slunty thundercunt is phoenetically, spiritually, grammatically, and socially the worst thing you can ever say. Much like a Holy Shit, it should only be used in times of extreme need.A person who is both a slut and a cunt.
You slept with him, his girlfriend and his sister? You slunty thundercunt!The pinnacle of all English swearwords, slunty thundercunt is phoenetically, spiritually, grammatically, and socially the worst thing you can ever say. Much like a Holy Shit, it should only be used in times of extreme need.A person who is both a slut and a cunt.
You slept with him, his girlfriend and his sister? You slunty thundercunt!

You fucked my dog you slunty thundercunt

by Roscopico May 13, 2015

Camogi thundercunt

Whilst visiting Ireland during sex the female must kick the man’s balls until he is in excruciating pain and cums on the left breast of the female and falls asleep

Bro, last night was mental the last thing I remember was my girl giving me a camogi thundercunt

by Very horny dog woof March 21, 2023