thong antlers

The waistband of a thong,viewed from behind, as it separates in both directions from the fabric strip that lies between the buttocks. A thong antler is particularly visible when low-rise jeans or hipsters are worn.

Dang, look at her red thong antlers!

by Salsaman April 23, 2007

thong drunk

When you get so wasted, end up outside a bar/club on the curb with your head between your legs and thong half way up the back.

Girl.... look at her! She is thong drunk!

by G0ochie August 22, 2017

thong dialogue

A conversation where one person's side of the discussion is flawed and, therefore, leaves their ass uncovered, just as thong underwear leaves a human ass uncovered.

Matt: "Overall, I would say that Sarah Palin is a very intelligent woman."
Scott: "I call Thong Dialogue on you; that woman does not have an I.Q. above 90."
Matt: "Yeah, I guess I did leave my ass uncovered on that one. My argument was wearing a thongLet's go pick up chicks."

by MCBassGuitar January 29, 2015

Thong swear

A secret SO DEEP as the thong in your ass SO DEEP though shall never be spoken unless used for blackmail

I thong swear I won’t tell Johnny you slept with his mom.

by Kittykatlover456 April 20, 2023

foot thongs

Sandals with toe straps; chanks

Girl, you cannot wear those foot thongs to a job interview!

by talk2me-JCH2 February 18, 2022

Thong-Dollaz

(Noun): Money made by strippers, esp. cash stuffed in their undergarments by strip-club patrons. Invented by Jeph Jacques of Questionable Content

Adam: "That redhead's boobs look bigger!"
Bernard: "Yeah, it was a good investment for her thong-dollaz."

by Play The Fool December 10, 2008

thong-dollaz

(Noun): Money made by strippers, esp. cash stuffed in their undergarments by strip-club patrons.

Damn that stripper got alot of thong-dollaz in that thong. She must spend a lot of time at the club.

Dude that's my mom !!!

by J.Jacques December 9, 2008